What if you lived in Australia? - Page 397

Estreeter · November 27th, 2016, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

One of these days you're going to get the shock of your life.

Not a chance in hell sunshine, not a chance in hell

My old property, 25kM out of my hometown, place had no air conditioning.
It was very flat farming land there, on hot nights is was better for me to sleep outside where it would be cooler than inside. Ain't nothing like the sound of 10,000 crickets and Mozzies and Christ knows what else out there. Nothing really bothers me, much

MaxJoker · November 27th, 2016, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

One of these days you're going to get the shock of your life.

As if

You don't know his address

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

You will be so scared and disillusioned that you will run

Seriously

ES run

He doesn't even run to a hot dog seller stationed at the bottom of a six foot hill who`s giving away free dogs with all the trimmings to blokes name ES

Nope he never runs no matter what

Unless he learns somebody "Out of state" discovers where he lives

**palo5** · November 27th, 2016, 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

...a six foot hill ...

A what? ... a six foot hill?

Give up Max, we located you -- you're in Holland

**Mal Hombre** · November 27th, 2016, 06:39 PM

No,He's in Norfolk,"Very flat,Norfolk" As a certain confirmed bachelor once said..

**Tmee2020** · November 28th, 2016, 12:19 AM

Barry Quokka:

Estreeter · November 28th, 2016, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Nope he never runs no matter what

I do, If I ever see Oxford Street in Sydney ever again

A very Manly type place

Actually, there is one way I'd run into it .... to chain palo to a bar

**trailmaster** · November 28th, 2016, 01:04 PM

As Australia slowly drifts toward a wonderful hot Summer, you can revel in the misery that trailmaster will soon have to undergo as Chicago slides into its usual dreary, cold, snowy, icy, sleety, haily Winter that won't end until the beginning of next April. Right now it is not so bad. It will be raining most of the day today and tomorrow will be in the upper 50's F, 10 Degrees F higher than normal, but I know that the bad stuff is coming soon, and then it's the almost daily going downstairs into my parking lot brushing the wet snow off the car, having to walk carefully down icy sidewalks, and so on while you aussies are enjoying those beautiful sunny hot days.

for me, and

for you.

**andw** · November 28th, 2016, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

I now have a favorite fantasy. When I die I hope to be re-incarnated as a Quokka. Quokkas have great lives on Rottnest Island whcih is 18 kilometers off the coast of the city of Perth on the southwestern coast of Australia. There are no predators on the island because it is a tourist center. Quokkas have a simple life. They spend most of their time eating leaves from a special tree that only grows on the island and also in some places on the Australian continent. They also eat the leaves from a unique shrub also only found on the island. There are about 8,000 quokkas on the island and they live from between 5 and 10 years.

I'll wave from the Rotto (rot-oh) ferry.

**Sir Honkers** · November 28th, 2016, 08:14 PM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

As Australia slowly drifts toward a wonderful hot Summer, you can revel in the misery that trailmaster will soon have to undergo as Chicago slides into its usual dreary, cold, snowy, icy, sleety, haily Winter that won't end until the beginning of next April.

Yeah, I've been to Chicago in winter. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.
Still you will always have the Art Institute of Chicago. I spent many spellbound hours there.

**zeus64** · November 28th, 2016, 10:20 PM

Breaker ... Breaker ... for the T- Man ... you have E's 10-20 ? ... over and out ...

Don't worry i saw all the croc dundee movies ... we'll have no problem in the outback ...

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trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,933 Thanks: 1,329,434 Thanked 707,598 Times in 60,107 Posts	As Australia slowly drifts toward a wonderful hot Summer, you can revel in the misery that trailmaster will soon have to undergo as Chicago slides into its usual dreary, cold, snowy, icy, sleety, haily Winter that won't end until the beginning of next April. Right now it is not so bad. It will be raining most of the day today and tomorrow will be in the upper 50's F, 10 Degrees F higher than normal, but I know that the bad stuff is coming soon, and then it's the almost daily going downstairs into my parking lot brushing the wet snow off the car, having to walk carefully down icy sidewalks, and so on while you aussies are enjoying those beautiful sunny hot days. for me, and for you. Last edited by trailmaster; November 28th, 2016 at 08:19 PM..

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zeus64 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 12,317 Thanks: 458,720 Thanked 217,111 Times in 11,780 Posts	Breaker ... Breaker ... for the T- Man ... you have E's 10-20 ? ... over and out ... Don't worry i saw all the croc dundee movies ... we'll have no problem in the outback ...