The Late Late Late Well Out Of Date News Flash Thread !

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Something Fishy About
Kennedy Assasination.

Undercover FBI agent Dorothy(83) claims that she was stationed on the grassy knoll and she saw "nothin' suspicious at all on her watch".
A source close to Jackie Kennedy said that she was still "pretty upset" by the surprise killing of her husband & that she fears she cannot trust her own security agents and has been invited to stay within the safety of brother in-law Bobbys' security team.
Meanwhile, Neil Armstrong was quoted as "being prepared" to continue with President Kennedys' plan to go to the moon within the next decade, much to the surprise of NASA flight director Gene Kranz who hadn't even selected him yet and was planning to have the last fortnight of July 1969 off on vacation.
J. Edgar Hoover was quick to add, when seen leaving the Dallas branch of 'Top Shop' that any rumour of conspiracy was "pure speculation" and would almost certainly soon die down.