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Did you ever go or not go on a date with a woman and all of a sudden your pants in the rear split showing your underwear? |
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Never, but this idea didn't come out from nowhere. It must have happened to you !
In the name of humor, would you motorboat Kelly Brook if you meet her, whatever the risks are or would you slap Dwayne The Rock Johnson in the face while calling him your bitch, dressed like a pimp ?
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Either way,You're likely to be knocked unconscious,But I would have to take My chances with Kelly's mighty pair,
Party with Iggy Pop or Keith Richards ?
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Fist fight time again , who`d win John Rambo Or Rocky Balboa ?
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Rocky Balboa would knock the crap out of Rambo
If a pretty but very fat woman asked you out for a date would you or would you not accept(this is a variation of a previous post)? |
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Well excuse me for liking the fight fight theme
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Trails I`d bite her hand off Nothing wrong with a VERY voluptuous female , certainly a pretty one who`s also loopy enough to fancy this daffy Another fist fight conundrum , John Mcclane Or Special Agent Art Jeffries ?
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If you were in a pub playing darts and the man your playing with said "the next winner pays for all the drinks in the pub and don't lose on purpose or I'll beat the crap outta you" Do you or do you not accept the challenge? |
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Challenge accepted ! Maybe there's some pretty girls in this pub and le they fancy a drink from me, I could get laid multiple times later that night ! Plus most of dart players are skinny pussies so I'll probably fin the fight too...
While you where driving by night on an isolated road, you seek a beautiful girl running scared on the side of this same road. She looks lost. Considering that many porn films started the same way...but also plenty of horror flicks did too, would you stop the car and ask her if she needs assistance or would you push on the accelerator to get away from here as fast as possible ?
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I would leave. Often times this is just a scam to trap drivers into stopping so they can be robbed.
If you really can't sleep do you drink some liquor or take a sleeping pill? |
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If a cop pulls you over: Do you put your hands on the wheel or starts confessing |
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