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February 4th, 2013, 01:19 AM | #31 |
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Stories "Brother Louie" = Mother Louie
He was born in the night That mother Louie shot bobcats and rye Never gave an inch of a two-cents spent Louie Louie Your goin' screwy Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Lou-why Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Louie Your gonna fry |
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February 6th, 2013, 07:04 PM | #32 |
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Sweet Home Alabama = Sweet Ho's From Alabama
Sweet ho's from Alabama Where's those guys that you blew Sweet ho's from Alabama Lord I'm cummin' all over you
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February 22nd, 2013, 02:05 PM | #33 |
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In the imterests of annoying Chubby Checker still further...
Come on everybody lube your hands Now you're looking good I'm gonna stroke my dong and you won't take long We gotta do the fist and it goes like this Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again like we did last year Do you remember when you were really cummin' Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here Yeah in 'n out 'n up 'n down we go again Oh baby make me come, you suck me so damn well again Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again like we did last year Do you remember when you were really cummin' Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here Yeah in 'n out 'n up 'n down we go again Oh baby make me come, you suck me so well and then Come on let's fist again like we did last summer Yea, let's fist again, fistin' time is here
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March 7th, 2013, 02:00 PM | #34 |
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Heatwave/ Luther Vandross
"Always and Forever"
This song gets played at a lot of weddings. So here's my slightly altered version, from the Groom's point of view... Always and forever? My freedom is through So if I'm done chasing tail Then I'd better get screwed, so Every day, I'd better get licked, blown and laid Take my hard ons' spray, with a smile...
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March 10th, 2013, 06:12 PM | #35 |
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Lyin' Eyes = Thunder Thighs
A girl can get real hungry in the evening Some comfort food that she can just chow down He knows where she's going as she leaving She's heading for the eatin' side of town You can't hide, those thunder thighs Those sweat pants just can't disguise That your ass is 'bout two miles wide There ain't no way to hide those thunder thighs
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May 29th, 2013, 07:59 PM | #36 |
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"These Foolish Things"
"That old french letter with a Dunlop patch on, A stand so hard You could strike a match on, And when My Weewee stings,These foolish things, Remind Me of You"
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September 13th, 2013, 02:45 PM | #37 |
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Last check-up, the Doctor went off on me about my high blood pressure, and told me to lose 20 pounds. So, on a diet I go, and in the pain and delirium of food cravings, I came up with this…
From the movie “Grease” “Summer Nights” = “Summer Diet” Summer diet, went on a fast Summer diet, wish it was past Lots of veggies and herbal green tea “Cause it’s important, to make you go pee Problem is, had to nail shut the fridge When I went on my summer diet Hubba, hubba, hubba whoosh Tell me more, tell me more I dream of pizza each night Tell me more, tell me more And six beers would be nice Uh huh, Uh, Huh, Uh huh, Uh huh… (And then I had to go eat another salad)
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February 22nd, 2014, 04:20 PM | #38 |
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Glad to see that I'm not as insane as some of my friends would assume Judging by this thread,I now know that I'm not alone in regards to changing song lyrics around So here's 1 I haven't been able to finish: To Elvis's "Suspicious Minds" Caught in your snatch, I can't pull out, Because I gloved you too much bay-by. Why can't you see, That you're screwing with me... Have a few more and other versions to 1 or 2 already posted. |
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February 22nd, 2014, 04:30 PM | #39 |
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To The Beatles "Hey Jude"
Hey dude, Try out some lube, Take a dry cnut, And make it wett-er-er-er, The minute, You rub it into her slit, Then you should fi-i-it, She'll be much wetter. And anytime you feel the chafe, Hey dude,use lube, The tube that you need, Is at your drugstore... Another 1 not finished |
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March 6th, 2014, 08:35 PM | #40 |
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To Peggy Lee's "You Give Me Fever"
Replace every "Fever" with "Beaver." Example Here's the chorus: You give me fever When you kiss me Fever when you hold me tight Fever In the mornin' Fever all through the night To: You give me beaver When you kiss me Beaver when you hold me tight Beaver In the mornin' Beaver all through the night |
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