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January 4th, 2017, 01:33 PM | #51 |
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Babe when I saw you was stunned ,
All other women now shunned , Care not that you`re so life threatening rotund , Since learning of the trust fund
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March 15th, 2017, 01:47 PM | #52 |
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Roses are stupid,
Violets are silly, Grease up your flaps, Cos here comes my willy Roses are straight, Violets are twisted, Bend over love, You're about to get fisted. Roses are crap, Violets are wanky, Oooh I've just come, Pass me a hanky.
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March 15th, 2017, 02:06 PM | #53 |
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What ?
Roses are red,
Violets are finer, Chickens are fowl, Just like your vagina. Lamb is lamby , Pork is porky , You`d be alive now , If hadn't been so talky Roses are white, Spotlights are bright , Don't believe your grandma , Only raped her the once last night.
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August 12th, 2018, 03:59 PM | #54 |
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Charming Ditties
Mary had a little lamb ,
She kept it in a bucket , And every time that it got out , Her Welsh neighbour tried to , Catch it .
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August 12th, 2018, 05:18 PM | #55 |
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Mary bought some vaseline,
She got some in a tube, Because She knew that come the night, She was going to need some lube..
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August 28th, 2018, 06:32 PM | #56 |
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The Eiffel is straight,
Pisa's is listing, Brace Yourself Love, You're due for a fisting..
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August 29th, 2018, 03:09 PM | #57 |
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Are we still together ? . Well , what do you think that shallow grave was for ??
Dearest you mean the most to me ,
More warming than the sun , Deeper than the sea , Fact I love you like no other , Aside from Mal , Hey calm down bitch , He`s my Brother !
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August 29th, 2018, 03:23 PM | #58 |
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Roses are red, violets are blue.
So goes the age old rhyme. But I know that Violets are red and Roses are blue, I've seen tham hanging out on the line. |
August 29th, 2018, 04:01 PM | #59 |
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Thank goodness for members like Player ,
That`s right the community spirited betrayer , A glorified guest who randomly contributes such , Appreciates barely at all sodding much , Yet keeps posting on threads , As if we all care what he say`er.
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October 11th, 2018, 10:26 PM | #60 |
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Walls are painted
Ceilings are plastered Stop shagging the cat You kinky old bastard..
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