Dirty Girlfriend - Did you ever have one?

[rfd10]

My wife is a slut - and I love it - we're swingers though

[JohnnyR]

Wow these are great stories! I had one when I was younger. A Scandinavian woman, I knew from a local bar. She was a real looker and It seemed to scare off some guys, but one night i gave it a shot. It was well worth the risk. She loved everything, but one time stands out. We ran into each other in the bar, late one night, and she was drinking, and asked me to drive her home. I too had a few in me and said I would call a cab. We decided to walk instead. About half way, she pulled down my pants on a city street and and started giving me a blow job. She then bent over a fence, and I fucked her while she yelled encouragement. We walked home and she told me her female cousin was visiting. I thought that was why we did it in the street, so I turned to leave. Surprise, she invites me in. We had a few cocktails with her cousin, who was still up, in the living room and we started making out on the couch. The cousin only wanted to watch so we did anal while the cousin fingered herself, naked, on the couch.
Never did get any from the cousin.
These are the memories that will make me smile when I'm an old man!

[jangler3]

Yeah, I married her and she changed...

[Adam West]

I worked for my dad at his restaurant and he hired a new waitress, who I initially thought very fetching. I asked her out and she accepted and although I only dated her for one week (she went back to her old boyfriend--which didn't bother me as she started to wear thin on me personality wise), but man was she a fucking machine.

In that week we must have fucked about a dozen times including the first date, plus she gave me head within the first hour of the date and in a daring move, gave me a blowjob during our break in the walkin freezer in the kitchen with people coming in and out for various items (it was a huge walkin).

I guess the hormones were raging and she was all of 18 (I was 22). My mother tells me she's a preacher's wife now and living in Texas, which has left me plenty of hours of laughter.

[27cows]

Most of my exes were dirty sluts. I'm that type of person (shallow, I know) who really couldn't be doing with a gal who wasn't open minded. My current other half (who I think I have to accept is my one true love as we've been together 14 years now) has done all sorts and has an even more fertile imagination than me. I can never understand how pervs end up with prudes. Whatever possesses them to shack up with someone completely different to them?

[buggeration]

When I was twenty one, I dated a woman of forty-Christ, she'd be seventy-odd now. She was my first anal experience; and she liked to return the compliment with me too. A beer bottle was her favourite. She wasn't into water sports as such, but she loved to watch men pee. I used to watch her too. she told me she'd been gang banged on several occasions in the past which was her ultimate experience. She liked other women too and I watched her get it on with my mate and a girlfriend.

[brianwp]

Originally Posted by blondifan

I know a girl from when I was barely a teenager. She was one of the hottest in my highschool, at the time. She was very athletic with a hard firm stomach and very muscular thighs. We are still friends, but have little contact.

One afternoon, out of the blue, she positioned herself between a buddy and I, in the front row of a maths class. We were seated at a table, not a desk, in full view of the teacher, who was also the headmaster, and bore more than a passing resemblance to 'the incredible hulk'.

Within no time at all she proceeded to feel us both up, straight to the groin. This would have been my first encounter with the opposite sex.
Puberty wasn't that far behind me. Short story long, I panicked and pushed her hand away - three times.. my mate dated and married her a few years later.
The same 'mate', borded at my parents house for a while in our senior year. She must of had fairly liberal parents, as she would often stay over, and sleep in the same room (the two of them shared a bed, yet I can only remember hearing the sheets rustle once, as in a handjob?)
I have a fond memory of being on the phone once in my underwear, as she passed in similar attire, and seeing a small lip licking movement cross her face.

Years later my mate aquired a panel van and a shared interest in surfing.
She would spend every weekend during summer in nothing but a small bikini.
Around this time I started dating a similar looking girl, the two girls became best of friends. I remember taking a whole roll of 35mm film of her in her bikini, once at the beach, only to find I hadn't wound the film on correctly.
Thus not having exposed the film, as much as my lust.

Shortly after this my girlfriend and I went seperate ways (we were together 5 years) and she told me how my high school crush had never experienced an orgasm. She was having difficulty getting pregnant also, so my mate and her soon parted ways.

I made a deal with my girlfriend to tell our mutual friend of my lust for her, and I did the same in return for her.

Unbelievably, I once rang her - she must of been on a shared party line or somesuch in those days, as without even a single 'ring', I entered a conversation between the two women... listened for a short while then thought better of it and hung up.

High school girl soon remarried, to another friend of my mates. She did come and take me dancing a few times, before and after she remarried, and I visited her a few times. Somewhere along the line (maybe it's because I'm gutless?) I decided the friendship was too valuable to risk for short term gratification, or that the fantasy could never be as good as the reality..
Like I said I may be gutless.. She has two sons now, and even though I don't know her current husband, I have respect..

Even though if I could have a chance encounter with anyone of earth, she would most certainly be in contention.. In case you're interested, she bears some resemblance, these days, to pornstar 'Dixie Downes', AKA 'Sweety Pie', something in the face, the thighs and even something of the demeanor, perhaps.
Dixie Downes >

I've promised to send her a C.D. .. Not sure at all where I should try and take this.. anyone have any suggestions, P.M. me.. Cheers

Hell yeah! Where should you take it? Take it to the tuna factory! Stop pussyfootin around! "I took her picture, I rang her and hung up, I have respect, she looked at me and licked her lips", and in the meantime she was getting drilled by everybody and his brother! She was obviously interested in you, what were you waiting for? Get on that thing! After all that crap you went through? Don't worry about "the reality may not be as good as the fantasy", and all that mess. Make the f**king fantasy a reality! But if you keep doing what you've been doing, (which is nothing), you'll never know to your dying day! Get off your ass and go for it! Yeah!

[Edmond]

Oooh yes, I had one once. She was loopy as hell, but dirty with it and it's amazing what you'll put up with when you're fulfilling your every fantasy. For a while anyway.

She was blonde with huge tits and was into everything - dressing up, being spanked, bondage, talking dirty, lingerie, being photographed and videoed - she was even the one who suggested anal sex! She gave me a blow job while I was driving, in a car park, by a sports field and would always happily swallow. Once, coming out of a restaurant, she suddenly dropped her skirt in my hands! It was a real turn on walking along next to a woman who I knew only had stockings and suspenders on under her coat, and she kept flashing me on the way back to our hotel room. There was even discussion of another girl joining us at one point, but we unfortunately split up before that went any further.

Everyone should have a dirty slut in their past...

Ed

[Toxic Dog]

Of 20 or so women that I've been mixed up with over the past 30 years (in degrees of seriousness ranging from brief flings to 6 years of marriage), roughly half have fallen into the "dirty slut" category (see my avatar for one 1990s example), a couple have been shrinking violets, and the rest have occupied the middle ground between the two extremes.

My current lady (almost 4 years now and counting) is, I'm happy to say, a dirty slut.

- TD

[Toxic Dog]

After my divorce, I started seeing this Turkish bird who was absolutely gorgeous (looked a bit like Salma Hayek) and was a damn good fuck as well.

But it wasn't long before my suspicions were aroused that I wasn't the only one she was fucking, and sure enough it turned out that she was also at it with her (married) boss, who was also Turkish.

Things then turned verbally ugly when I confronted them (separately) about it, with insults flying thick and fast and a lot of general unpleasantness (I should have just walked away, but I let silly pride and my bruised ego get the better of me). And I found out later that I was fortunate not to have had the crap kicked out of me one dark night by a bunch of Turks.

So you're right, absolutely: Lying bitches just aren't worth the hassle, no matter how good they look on the outside. Never again. Just walk away. Plenty more pebbles etc.

- TD