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August 26th, 2014, 05:55 AM	#1451
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August 26th, 2014, 07:58 AM	#1452
JollyHumper Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: North of the land of Danes Posts: 832 Thanks: 9,631 Thanked 17,951 Times in 804 Posts	1449: - Can you ride me while I watch Walking Dead? Those zombies turns me on. Jlly __________________ Whatever YOU should know about CC/rodox/Theanders, please discuss and post To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. . If you have opinions/comments/knowledge about CC magazines, please discuss it over To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. OR you can To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. me.

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August 26th, 2014, 12:33 PM	#1453
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,330 Times in 3,826 Posts	1450: Your clitoris is so big I'm guessing it's my turn to be on all fours? Last edited by andw; August 27th, 2014 at 11:23 AM.. Reason: typo hate I!!!

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August 27th, 2014, 11:49 AM	#1454
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,330 Times in 3,826 Posts	1451: Whoa, that arse looks well and truly pillaged...

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August 27th, 2014, 02:23 PM	#1455
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August 27th, 2014, 02:31 PM	#1456
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,330 Times in 3,826 Posts	1453: I see by the way your false teeth protrude that you have a small mouth. I think we will get along just fine...

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1455. Didn't your mother ever teach you not to talk with your mouth full!

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1455b. "...she did and you're not reaching my back teeth..."

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September 2nd, 2014, 02:16 PM	#1460
andw Super Moderator Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,869 Thanks: 1,042,913 Thanked 52,330 Times in 3,826 Posts	1456. I'm going to sue you for false advertising, your business card says you can suck start a Harley... I think you would struggle to slurp the skin off a rice pudding.

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