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Old 09-02-2017, 05:57 PM   #31
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Old 09-03-2017, 02:18 PM   #32
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She likes me
Told myself this over and over

Until one girl I liked said the following to me: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Turns out that this question is an indicator that a woman is interested in you!

Damn me for not taking the next step and asking her out, or else I'd be in her husband's place right now!
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(originally by Jake Gittes) Until one girl I liked said the following to me: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Turns out that this question is an indicator that a woman is interested in you!

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That's what I thought, too. Until I found out she and her husband just needed help moving some suspiciously heavy trunks onto their boat.

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