April 10th, 2008, 12:26 AM | #31 |
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Funny how many females, be they moms or girlfriends, get aggressive or at least annoyed when they notice other naked woman, even if she is just on paper Terrible to hear about loses of so many potential scans :]
I was one of the lucky ones. When mom found my copy of Josephine Mutzenbacher 1 and 2, she just ask if she can borrow them eventually.Still it was a bit emabarrassing tough |
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April 10th, 2008, 10:50 PM | #32 |
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No but she found my dad's porn mags....If I'd knows I'd have snaffled the best ones first!!!
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April 11th, 2008, 12:33 AM | #33 |
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she found my bed on top of a load of porn mags!
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June 15th, 2008, 02:49 PM | #34 |
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Having your stash found was always a fear for me until my mum found my collection. I had been away at school as normal and at dinner in evening she told me that she had gone looking for washing (dont all mums do that annoying or what?) and had seen 'my reading material' ...i awaited the lecture but nothing forthcoming apart from 'the stories are a bit cheesy' she said. I was obviously left shocked/surprised/relieved and a little turned-on in a kinky way, as she must have read through them.
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June 15th, 2008, 03:35 PM | #35 |
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Me and my brother once at a friends house caught sight of his mother tossing her self off over a mag without her noticing as peered thur a very small gap between a door wow what i sight i will never forget ever.Does that count?
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August 9th, 2008, 09:19 PM | #36 |
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I've got a good one and it's true I swear! I was having a wank in the bathroom after school with my brother's copy of Mayfair. Pretty tame now but absolute heaven to my teenage mind back in the early 80s. Anyway, the phone rings and my Mum picks it up. It's a friend of mine and she calls me out to take it. In panic I stick the mag on top of the dirty towels in the laundry closet in the bathroom. I take the phone and after a minute of chat with my buddy I hear the telltale squeek of the laundry closet opening! My Mum was getting the laundry out. I can still remember laughing out loud and then explaining the horrible situation to my friend on the phone in disbelief. After she went downstairs (probably horrified) I checked the closet and the laundry along with the mag were still there. I hid the mag and we both played along as if nothing ever happened. Now THAT's a great mother!
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August 9th, 2008, 10:13 PM | #37 |
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I like to think she never found mines.
If she did, well she never said anything. |
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August 9th, 2008, 10:51 PM | #38 |
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......Nope.....
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August 9th, 2008, 11:54 PM | #39 |
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Haha, "the memories" when reading this thread. It happend to all of us in one way or another.
My parents had always a selection of VHS porn hidden in their locked bedroom cabinet. But I knew the keys were hidden in the bedside locker. When alone at home I rampaged thru the collection and watched the porn tapes in the living room. Without sound, so I could still hear my parents car coming up the driveway. When that happend I had each time exactly two minutes to put all the stuff back and to erase my traces. But sure enough one day I didn't had heard the car because I was understandably totally abstracted and fascinated watching some raunchy rodox group sex movie (but I was still to young to have a wank), and I only realised in the last minute my parents were coming home when I heard the main door. I was able to change the channel on the TV to some random documentation before they walked into the living room... but the video was still on play, and my mum noticed the big green arrow button lit up on the recorder straight away... so she took the remote and pressed the AV button... The following big thunderstorm of a lecture wasn't so much about me beeing 10 and watching porn yet, but more about the fact that I had been in the their bedroom rummaging thru their private things in the cabinet. |
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August 10th, 2008, 08:04 AM | #40 |
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No - but I did find hers.
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