Did your mum find your porn mags?

[noodlesoup]

Once at a friend's house I discovered his mom had thrown away a Victoria Secret catalog in a pile of magazines waiting to be recycled. I pilfered it out of their house tucked into my sock. I think I got a few more this way. The house became like a second home for me after a while, and I discovered internet porn there. I found a box of discarded floppy disks after a while, and loaded them up with pics! I still have one of the folders of pics that I collected in my clandestine activity there. I must say, I've always had good taste in erotica.

[rupertramjet]

I hid mine in the loft, behind an inspection panel for the electrics, my mum never went up there, but there was some electrical fault and a neighbour came in to fix it, he not only found them, but he told her!

[pinklace]

I had a small stash that my BF at the time and I had found near a creek bed behind a old building. They were vintage ones from the 70's and 80's. We got them and I took ones I wanted and he took ones he wanted. I hid mine and far as I know, no one ever found them. I wish I still had them though!

[CristyCanyon]

Originally Posted by JerryFalwell

I had the opposite experience of most. When my Grandmum moved into a retirement home, my Mum and I emptied her mailbox to find a Playboy. She encouragingly gave it to me! After a while, I tired of it and threw it out. I'm afraid Bo Derek is vastly overrated.

HAHA, same thing happened to me except it was a Victoria's Secret magazine. Funny thing is those mags still come in the mail, and i "steal" them, i don't know why but its not really a loss on her part, i mean other times she has just said keep them or throw them away, but getting back to the point i don't know why i keep them, i mean there not the kind of girls i'm interested in anyways, shaved pussys, no nudity, yea not my thing, was wondering what i should do with these, read a post that someone left their nudie mags out in the woods, guess ill do the same.

[CristyCanyon]

Um well sorta, few months ago (i'm still a teenager) my mother found a couple of nude pictures of Ornella Muti , and some others i cant remember, don't think it had any beaver pictures, it was pretty stupid of me to leave them out like that, she put them at my door, i remember walking out of my room (i was still awake while she put the pictures there) and immediately seeing them and thinking FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not really sure why i overacted tho.

Another funny story that happened prob 3 months ago i was hammering some pictures in my closet (hairy pussy and naked pics) and she said "What the hell are you doing?" she didn't come in the room she was yelling and trying to get my attention, then i said just nailing up a poster, ya see past year or so i've been putting up tons of posters and things i've printed out (almost done prob another 2 months and ill have my room fully covered with posters, btw these include the doors, pink floyd, velvet underground anything 60's and 70's and psychedelic).
Anyways getting back to my point i thought it was weird she called me out, since i was always putting up a poster or something. Few weeks or even days later,my mom and her bf were talking which is weird cause 90% of the time i'm in my room listening to an album and space out for a while, they were talking about getting a carpet cleaning guy to clean the carpet, at first i was like nah this wont happen, but then it happened very fast and moments later they said he was coming on tuesday, i thought i was fucked, but i'm like oh they wont do the closet (hundred of hairy pussy pics in my closet mind you). Then i kept asking is he gonna do the closet she said she wasn't sure, left things very vague for me.

So carpet cleaning guy was coming tuesday, which means i had to remove all the furniture etc, and stuff in the closet :/, well i did have a plan for this already, (a sheet over the pictures), well she left me a note that says, and i quote, "If you have anything in your room or closet you don't want anyone to see,please get rid of it,or put in a safe place (box) or something. I haven't looked but i'm speculating + i don't approve!"
Boy did i shit my pants when i read that! Spent hours thinking of different ways of doing it, in the end i ended up going with my original plan just adding more sheets, and when the carpet cleaner guy came nothing happened thank god, but if i hadn't of covered them up i think he would of understood, remember him saying something like "are you sure you want me to do the closet?" as if he knew.

Now i bet most of you were thinking why didn't you just destroy the pictures? A lot of you have destroyed your mags and there long gone, i don't know how you did that, cause only way i'm taking those pictures down is if someone has a gun pointed at my head. I'm still wondering how she knew i had pictures in there, she's smart as fuck for knowing tho.

Also i can make pictures of some posters and the nude pictures of girls in my closet, just reply or something if you want to see.

I also still wonder if she thinks i'm gay, cause i have pictures of girls all around my room and she found that one picture, so i think she may think that i did that on purpose and have all the pictures of girls in my room to make her think i'm not gay, am i thinking to much about it?

[sailordave]

my mum found mine on a few occasions until i became smarter and found better hiding places but being the 80s it was mainly escorts and fiestas

[thebeast73]

Not mom, dad. I had 7 or 8 stashed between my matresses. I came home and they were all laid out on display. I was horrified! Thankfully he was really cool. He just said to know that women are not what you see in thise mags. Hes right, theyre better!

[onenight]

All sounds very familiar. I remember that the first time I saw anything worth wanking over was a Slimming book published by the sun. This had a huge amount of topless models of the day All posing, supposedly doing excercises etc, etc.

As mentioned in the "Did you get turned in buying porn" thread myself and a friend found a huge stash of porn in his dad's greenhouse, literally black bags full of it. This meant that we had access to mags at will and I kept mine in in the gap between the bottom draw and the carpet of my chest of draws. The problem is it was open so often, for me to retrieve the mags, I fucked the runners up...dad came to fix them and my collection disappeared...with a gentle word of warning from my dad not to believe everything in the magazines and to apologise to my mum....looking back I haven't got a fucking clue why...it just embarrassed her as much as it did me.

[onenight]

Originally Posted by Spanker10

I had a pack of nude playing cards which I used to take into the toilet with me for research reasons One day I left them on top of the cistern by accident and my mum found them. She just said "you left your cards in the toilet". I used to keep my magazine stash inside a Decca record player - there were two screws that held the front panel on. Sometimes I couldn't find a screwdriver though.

Reminds me of my first lads holiday abroad when I was about 19. One of the lads that came with us, his mum had packed his clothes all on hangers in the case, he opened his case, hung everything up...job done.

We knew he was a mummy's boy and that when he got home he would drop his case, be waited on hand and foot, and she would unpack. On the last night we bought a pack of those hardcore Spanish playing cards you could get and liberally dispersed them between his clothes right the way through the case, ready for his mum to find upon his return.

He never mentioned it and denied all knowledge when we questioned him.

[Lord Of The Sith]

Never had my porn stash found by anyone in my house. Was walked in on with more than one of my girlfriends by almost everyone in my house. My dad was the only one polite enough to walk in, walk out and close the door and never speak of it again. One of my sisters actually stood in the door and tried to have a conversation with my still mounted girlfriend.