Did your mum find your porn mags? - Page 29

jd19 · December 4th, 2011, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mr boss

My mum once said to me she had found my stash and said I should throw them out. After that I started to hide them better.

I didn't mention to her the fact I had found my dads porn stash years before and that I had seen all the nude polaroids he had of her!

The same thing happened to me she found them and said she had binned them,as i had none i went to look for my dads stash and found a box full of Polaroids of her i took them and showed them to my best friend

**hslc** · January 2nd, 2012, 12:49 AM

Yes but simply stated at least it showed I was a normal tenage boy

evil evil · January 24th, 2012, 04:04 AM

I made the mistake of keeping my porn and liquor in the same drawer. It was a mistake I only made once.

**Jason-X** · January 24th, 2012, 04:33 AM

yep! She found just about everything from my original collection and threw it away!

**spicoli** · January 26th, 2012, 02:50 AM

My Dad found my collection and he wouldn't give it back! I think he was having too much fun with it!

I later had to recover some of my collection from my Dad - we never talked about it.

My mom found my newly augmented collection later - she didn't take it - she told me to get a girl friend (which I did)

dino6001 · January 31st, 2012, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evil evil

I made the mistake of keeping my porn and liquor in the same drawer. It was a mistake I only made once.

what happend?

pub · January 31st, 2012, 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dino6001

what happend?

I'd guess the booze bottle lid came loose and spilled on the mags ruining them...
or maybe his mum found them??

**steamjon** · January 31st, 2012, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pub

I'd guess the booze bottle lid came loose and spilled on the mags ruining them...
or maybe his mum found them??

And drank all the booze

Slippery895 · February 7th, 2012, 05:39 AM

I lost my cherry in 1958 at the age of 13 in a local park with a young girl and a mate he got a BJ and I got a shag. When I was 14 my Dad took me aside and tried to tell me about Sex. He seemed quite relieved when I told him that I already had recieved some sex education at school. Halfway through my final year still 14 we had the dreaded medical and I recall lining up ready to go in and the Doctor woul listen to your chest then cup your balls in his hand and tell you to cough. The boy behind me was almost fainting with fear and when I asked him what the matter was he asked me if the Doctor could tell if he had been wanking. I looked at him and said only if you had not been useing vaseline or butter as a lubricant. The relief on his face was clearly visible. At 16 my Mother went through my Jacket pocket and found my stash of hardcore B/W photos I knew they were missing and waited for her to say something. She waited untill late at night when my younger 14 year old brother and Father were present. After showing them to Dad she asked me what I had to say for myself. I said that if she did not stop going through my pockets I would not hold myself responsible for what she might find. I picked up the photos and left the room my Dad did not say a word. Some years later he confided in me that my Mum had gone up to bed that night and asked him if she had handled the situation wrongly he told her that she had indeed handled it wrongly and he was proud of the way I had responded ie calmly rationaly. My brother was very interested if he could borrow said photos. I think this episode made my Mum realise that her little boy was fast becomeing a man.
Cheers Slippery895

Neves77 · February 8th, 2012, 05:40 AM

My step-dad found my stack of PB I kept over a movable ceiling tile in our finished basement while checking mouse traps. He was old school conservative Christian, and ready to burn. But my mom actually slipped them back to me as she considered it more "classy" than other magazines I could have been viewing. So that was cool as hell.
But then she found a tape I had stashed under stuff deep in the closet, and recorded cartoons over it... unbeknownst to me until I returned the tape to my buddy who thought I was playing a joke on him! Joke was on me obviously. So I had to come clean with my her that I was caught. My mother laughed years later and told me she knew what it was without looking ; why else would a teen boy stash a tape under stuff deep in the closet? She said if it had just been laying in the open (as it was unmarked), she probably wouldn't have thought twice about it!

January 24th, 2012, 04:33 AM	#284
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January 26th, 2012, 02:50 AM	#285
spicoli Veteran Slacker Join Date: May 2010 Location: The Beach Posts: 16,009 Thanks: 132,895 Thanked 707,379 Times in 18,248 Posts	My Dad got to my stash! My Dad found my collection and he wouldn't give it back! I think he was having too much fun with it! I later had to recover some of my collection from my Dad - we never talked about it. My mom found my newly augmented collection later - she didn't take it - she told me to get a girl friend (which I did) Last edited by spicoli; January 26th, 2012 at 06:07 AM.. Reason: spelling

February 7th, 2012, 05:39 AM	#289
Slippery895 Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 28 Thanks: 167 Thanked 149 Times in 21 Posts	My Reply I lost my cherry in 1958 at the age of 13 in a local park with a young girl and a mate he got a BJ and I got a shag. When I was 14 my Dad took me aside and tried to tell me about Sex. He seemed quite relieved when I told him that I already had recieved some sex education at school. Halfway through my final year still 14 we had the dreaded medical and I recall lining up ready to go in and the Doctor woul listen to your chest then cup your balls in his hand and tell you to cough. The boy behind me was almost fainting with fear and when I asked him what the matter was he asked me if the Doctor could tell if he had been wanking. I looked at him and said only if you had not been useing vaseline or butter as a lubricant. The relief on his face was clearly visible. At 16 my Mother went through my Jacket pocket and found my stash of hardcore B/W photos I knew they were missing and waited for her to say something. She waited untill late at night when my younger 14 year old brother and Father were present. After showing them to Dad she asked me what I had to say for myself. I said that if she did not stop going through my pockets I would not hold myself responsible for what she might find. I picked up the photos and left the room my Dad did not say a word. Some years later he confided in me that my Mum had gone up to bed that night and asked him if she had handled the situation wrongly he told her that she had indeed handled it wrongly and he was proud of the way I had responded ie calmly rationaly. My brother was very interested if he could borrow said photos. I think this episode made my Mum realise that her little boy was fast becomeing a man. Cheers Slippery895

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January 2nd, 2012, 12:49 AM	#282
hslc Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: south Wales Posts: 623 Thanks: 25,542 Thanked 8,518 Times in 589 Posts	Yes but simply stated at least it showed I was a normal tenage boy

January 24th, 2012, 04:04 AM	#283
evil evil Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Oz Posts: 10 Thanks: 118 Thanked 37 Times in 5 Posts	I made the mistake of keeping my porn and liquor in the same drawer. It was a mistake I only made once.

February 8th, 2012, 05:40 AM	#290
Neves77 Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 13 Thanks: 90 Thanked 102 Times in 13 Posts	My step-dad found my stack of PB I kept over a movable ceiling tile in our finished basement while checking mouse traps. He was old school conservative Christian, and ready to burn. But my mom actually slipped them back to me as she considered it more "classy" than other magazines I could have been viewing. So that was cool as hell. But then she found a tape I had stashed under stuff deep in the closet, and recorded cartoons over it... unbeknownst to me until I returned the tape to my buddy who thought I was playing a joke on him! Joke was on me obviously. So I had to come clean with my her that I was caught. My mother laughed years later and told me she knew what it was without looking ; why else would a teen boy stash a tape under stuff deep in the closet? She said if it had just been laying in the open (as it was unmarked), she probably wouldn't have thought twice about it!