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March 6th, 2018, 11:36 PM | #13131 |
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A woman goes into a adult toy shop to buy a dildo. She sees one behind the counter and tells the salesman, “I want that one!”
He replies, “It’s not for sale.” The woman says, “Please I want that one,” again he says it’s not for sale. The woman says, “I’ll give you a hundred dollars for it.” and the salesman says, “Well, okay. Five minutes later, his boss walks in and asks, “How’s business today?” The salesman replied, “It’s pretty slow but I just made a hundred dollars off of my thermos.”
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March 7th, 2018, 12:18 PM | #13135 |
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March 7th, 2018, 01:42 PM | #13136 |
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Some short jokes:
A guy goes door to door looking for work. One homeowner hands him a brush and a can of paint and offers him $150.00 to paint his porch. A few hours later, the guy comes back to the homeowner and says, "I'm finished. But you should know that you car's a Ferrari, not a Porsche." -------------------------------------------------------------------------- John visited his 90-year old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John's grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked. "Are these plates clean?" His grandpa replied. "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal. For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried eggs on it. "Are you sure these plates are clean?" he asked. Grandpa said, "I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!" Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa's dog started to growl and wouldn't let him pass. John said, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me get by!" Grandpa yelled to the dog, "Cold Water, go lie down!" |
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March 7th, 2018, 03:04 PM | #13137 |
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Shouldn't corny jokes just be about corn?
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March 7th, 2018, 03:59 PM | #13138 |
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CORNy jokes
Ok, you wanted CORNy jokes!
What does mouldy CORN flakes have in common with Charles Manson? They are both cereal killers. What do you call an American State Fair? A CORNival. What do you call a mythical vegetable? A uniCORN. Enough??!! |
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March 7th, 2018, 07:56 PM | #13139 |
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March 7th, 2018, 08:09 PM | #13140 |
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That's more like it. Short snappy jokes are corny.
Paragraphs long jokes are not corny. Do we need an epic joke thread?
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