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July 17th, 2017, 12:36 AM | #10781 |
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Dropping my last beer on the floor, and seeing it fountain up against the wall. I got down and sucked as much as I could out of the rug.
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July 17th, 2017, 12:47 AM | #10782 |
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July 17th, 2017, 12:54 AM | #10783 |
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I stepped right into that one. Relax, gorilla, I was by myself.
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July 17th, 2017, 01:05 AM | #10784 | ||
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Don't worry gmcbee every serious drinker has done that , I'm sure every male over 16 years of age who drinks has a similar story |
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July 17th, 2017, 01:28 AM | #10785 |
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I can go one better than that
Breaking a 6 pack on the way to the fridge Not even an alcoholic is licking that up with slivers of glass a potential bonus my gripe Computer storage How the It industry gets away with advertising higher and delivering lower is beyond me Imagine buying a litre of milk and only getting 920mls At the very least their should have a warning - stores up to xyz GB so the naive dont get taken for a ride Last edited by buttsie; July 17th, 2017 at 03:00 AM.. Reason: spelling |
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July 17th, 2017, 02:23 AM | #10786 |
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I stick to beer now. Last time I drank tequila, I woke up naked, brick red sunburned, on the back of a flatbed truck in Taos, New Mexico, in an impound yard with a raw ass and six rottweilers eyeballing me. Some friends, huh? That's the last time I party with the ZZ Top roadies.
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July 17th, 2017, 08:10 AM | #10787 |
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July 17th, 2017, 08:24 AM | #10788 |
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Abortions that do not result of rape, handicap or genetical illness.
In Switzerland their "Senate" has to legislate, because more and more couples abort when they know that the foetus doesn't get the gender that they wanted. Now there are some Mr and Ms X. who kill a life, because they wanted a little boy instead a little girl (or vice-versa). WTF! Last edited by Roubignol; July 17th, 2017 at 11:39 AM.. Reason: grammar |
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July 17th, 2017, 12:36 PM | #10789 | |
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No way You sucked the rug Had it at least been cleaned earlier that day What was this the twelfth (Which as we all know is the luckiest) beer I've sucked up spilt beer from a desk before but even I`d shrug off the loss if it`d sunk into fabric
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July 17th, 2017, 02:17 PM | #10790 |
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