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November 19th, 2013, 06:22 PM | #7101 |
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I've just given a ten minute presentation about underwear to Stephen Hawking.
It was a timed history of briefs.
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Some bloke knocked on the door today.
I opened it and he stood there, about 3 ft 3 inches tall. I said "who are you?" he said "I'm the meter man"
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November 20th, 2013, 04:02 PM | #7103 |
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I got a big shock at the doctors today.
They'd actually updated their magazines in the waiting room to this century.
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My doctor hasn't. I'm still reeling about that thing with the Titanic!
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November 21st, 2013, 09:06 PM | #7105 |
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Last night my wife found me in the pub, threw a pint over my head, and called me a prick.
Every year she has to go and ruin our wedding anniversary.
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Where do do you bury a Mouse?
In a Mouseoleum.
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I would much rather wank than have sex these days.
I'm in prison.
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A well dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully,
"Sir, can you tell me the time?" The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man." "Thanks," said the boy. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my ass." With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He had not been running long when an old friend stopped him. "Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend. Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his ass!" "So what's your hurry," said the friend. "You still have ten minutes."
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That`s easy for you to say Invited an American mate to the grand opening of my WW2 themed pub. He was three years late.
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