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August 10th, 2017, 10:49 PM	#12601
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	I recently got kissed by a man. It was the kiss of death

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I've invented a new game called quiet tennis.

It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racquet.

You mean like at the end of "Blow Up"?

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August 11th, 2017, 06:42 AM	#12603
troytempest77 Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 98 Thanks: 2,960 Thanked 1,236 Times in 88 Posts	I asked my GF if she fancies a Chicken Tikka Masala or a Chicken Tarka Masala. "What's a Tarka Masala?", she asked. "It is like a Tikka but Otter", I replied.

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August 11th, 2017, 09:55 AM

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Chicken Tarka Masala

Smells a bit fishy to me.

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August 11th, 2017, 11:56 PM	#12605
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,883 Thanked 69,311 Times in 3,171 Posts	I once went to a library and a whole shelf of fiction books fell on top of me. I lived to tell the tale.

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August 12th, 2017, 12:43 AM	#12606
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I once went to a library and a whole shelf of fiction books fell on top of me. I lived to tell the tale.

When that happened to Sean Connery, he said "I can only blame my shelf."

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August 12th, 2017, 02:27 AM	#12608
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August 12th, 2017, 08:05 AM	#12609
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August 13th, 2017, 09:49 AM	#12610
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