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February 24th, 2017, 03:51 PM | #12021 |
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(You have nothing to worry about. God created evolution, therefore no problem. )
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February 24th, 2017, 03:52 PM | #12022 |
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The Catholic Times is to publish an article about contraception,It'll be in a pull out section...
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February 24th, 2017, 03:59 PM | #12023 |
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Good God was I scared. These guys wearing balaclavas burst thru my front door. One of them pointed a sawn-off shotgun to my knee cap and shouted, "Pay up by Friday or you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair!". I said, "Hang on, it's Monday. You guys usually come on a Wednesday".
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February 24th, 2017, 07:50 PM | #12024 |
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When I went to college I learned about the two party system. Party on Friday and party on Saturday.
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February 25th, 2017, 04:00 PM | #12025 |
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I was showing my Grandmother how to use Google Images the other day.
She asked "What can I look at "? "Anything you would like to look at" I replied "What about a nice cream pie"? she asked. "No, look at something else" I replied. |
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February 25th, 2017, 04:47 PM | #12026 |
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I've just got a dog that can play netball.
It's the Hound Of The Basketballs........ |
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February 25th, 2017, 05:38 PM | #12027 |
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Oh no, I'm having no second thoughts about having that lobotomy.
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February 26th, 2017, 12:53 AM | #12028 |
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.
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February 26th, 2017, 07:35 PM | #12029 |
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My uncle died of a stroke the other day.
He stroked a woman's arse so she shot him.
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February 28th, 2017, 10:59 PM | #12030 |
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It's Lent. Rick Astley's least favourite time of the year.
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