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**electile disfunction** · February 24th, 2017, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by photoflex

I'm convinced evolution is how we all came to be.
On the other hand, I don't want to go to hell for being an atheist after I die.
So I decided to believe both.

It's a Darwin-win situation.

(You have nothing to worry about. God created evolution, therefore no problem.

)

**Mal Hombre** · February 24th, 2017, 03:52 PM

The Catholic Times is to publish an article about contraception,It'll be in a pull out section...

**gedly** · February 24th, 2017, 03:59 PM

Good God was I scared. These guys wearing balaclavas burst thru my front door. One of them pointed a sawn-off shotgun to my knee cap and shouted, "Pay up by Friday or you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair!". I said, "Hang on, it's Monday. You guys usually come on a Wednesday".

**SanteeFats** · February 24th, 2017, 07:50 PM

When I went to college I learned about the two party system. Party on Friday and party on Saturday.

**Almero** · February 25th, 2017, 04:00 PM

I was showing my Grandmother how to use Google Images the other day.
She asked "What can I look at "?
"Anything you would like to look at" I replied
"What about a nice cream pie"? she asked.
"No, look at something else" I replied.

**PJayBr** · February 25th, 2017, 04:47 PM

I've just got a dog that can play netball.

It's the Hound Of The Basketballs........

**gedly** · February 25th, 2017, 05:38 PM

Oh no, I'm having no second thoughts about having that lobotomy.

**photoflex** · February 26th, 2017, 12:53 AM

My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the local zoo.

**seany65** · February 26th, 2017, 07:35 PM

My uncle died of a stroke the other day.

He stroked a woman's arse so she shot him.

**gedly** · February 28th, 2017, 10:59 PM

It's Lent. Rick Astley's least favourite time of the year.

February 24th, 2017, 03:52 PM	#12022
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February 26th, 2017, 12:53 AM	#12028
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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,730 Times in 3,527 Posts	My uncle died of a stroke the other day. He stroked a woman's arse so she shot him. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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February 24th, 2017, 03:59 PM	#12023
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,306 Times in 3,171 Posts	Good God was I scared. These guys wearing balaclavas burst thru my front door. One of them pointed a sawn-off shotgun to my knee cap and shouted, "Pay up by Friday or you spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair!". I said, "Hang on, it's Monday. You guys usually come on a Wednesday".

February 24th, 2017, 07:50 PM	#12024
SanteeFats Super Moderator Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Santee, Ca Posts: 60,813 Thanks: 281,805 Thanked 813,773 Times in 60,861 Posts	When I went to college I learned about the two party system. Party on Friday and party on Saturday.

February 25th, 2017, 04:00 PM	#12025
Almero Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: From Russia with love Posts: 1,432 Thanks: 13,926 Thanked 25,344 Times in 1,425 Posts	I was showing my Grandmother how to use Google Images the other day. She asked "What can I look at "? "Anything you would like to look at" I replied "What about a nice cream pie"? she asked. "No, look at something else" I replied.

February 25th, 2017, 04:47 PM	#12026
PJayBr Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: In front of my PC with my cock in my hand...... Posts: 1,309 Thanks: 41,569 Thanked 13,689 Times in 1,280 Posts	I've just got a dog that can play netball. It's the Hound Of The Basketballs........

February 25th, 2017, 05:38 PM	#12027
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,306 Times in 3,171 Posts	Oh no, I'm having no second thoughts about having that lobotomy.

February 28th, 2017, 10:59 PM	#12030
gedly Veteran Member Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 3,234 Thanks: 19,879 Thanked 69,306 Times in 3,171 Posts	It's Lent. Rick Astley's least favourite time of the year.