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Old June 12th, 2016, 11:30 AM   #11051
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Old June 13th, 2016, 08:11 PM   #11052
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing.
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Old June 13th, 2016, 08:18 PM   #11053
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Inspecting mirrors is a job I could easily see myself doing.
I used to do that but I gave it up after a period of reflection..
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Old June 13th, 2016, 09:25 PM   #11054
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If I'm at home and I kick myself for doing something stupid, does it count as domestic violence?
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Old June 13th, 2016, 09:26 PM   #11055
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If I'm at home and I kick myself for doing something stupid, does it count as domestic violence?
No it's self abuse..
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Old June 13th, 2016, 09:38 PM   #11056
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No it's self abuse..
I thought self abuse was when you pleasured yourself. You know for yourself, by yourself, with yourself.
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I used to do that but I gave it up after a period of reflection..

I would've guessed that you quit because you could no longer tell what was real and what wasn't. And that was while you were inspecting 'Fun House' mirrors.

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Old June 14th, 2016, 02:30 AM   #11058
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I always thought that X-Ray technician would be a great career choice, but after looking inside myself I though better of it
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Old June 14th, 2016, 09:59 AM   #11059
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I got an A+ on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher.
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Old June 14th, 2016, 10:29 AM   #11060
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