Tell A Lie About A Fellow Member - Page 439

chromax · January 9th, 2019, 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

Chromax is a very sick man " nurse! Nurse! He's out of bed again. Fetch the giant enema and huge syringe immediately !"

You'd better keep from me, I might suddenly fart!

**Greenman** · January 10th, 2019, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimbo77

Maxjoker was once offended by Alan Partridge on his Radio 4 chat show, Knowing Me, Knowing You.

NO! MaxJoker IS Alan Partridge...AHA!

Estreeter · January 11th, 2019, 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greenman

NO! MaxJoker IS Alan Partridge...AHA!

Now that's a lie, MaxJoker

was also known as Pope Benedict XVI

He quit due to VEF commitments

**Greenman** · January 11th, 2019, 04:40 PM

palo5 was arrested in the Kremlin for running in one day and shouting "Is lenin?"

GlenQuagmire ran an illegal Christmas market and sold cheap tat...to the Germans!

Mal Hombre has sold Ayer's Rock or Uluru at least 4 times.

tmee2000 is Sam Smeagol's brother who by a staggering coincidence was also the first mate Mr Smee to one Captain James Hook(that's the pirate not the former Welsh rugby union captain)

trailmaster still has no idea what happened to him one night in December but remembers waking up next to a woman he didn't know, in a bed that wasn't his and a house he didn't recognise...yeah right, serves him right for trying to pull the barmaid! I mean have you seen her arms-like giant tree trunks!

Estreeter · January 12th, 2019, 12:15 PM

trailmaster

Fills balloons with snow then hurls them at people from his apartment window

**Roubignol** · January 14th, 2019, 09:57 AM

That's Brian249x who was the first American guy who refused to pay his debt to his bank and started the 2008 subprime crisis.

Estreeter · January 14th, 2019, 10:32 AM

palo5

again

asked me to send him a Kangaroo for a pet

I asked him why he'd want one as a pet, he replied he want's to use it for it's pouch so it can carry bottles of beer, wine and spirits home from the store because the bags were too heavy for him to carry

**Roubignol** · January 14th, 2019, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

palo5

again

asked me to send him a Kangaroo for a pet

I asked him why he'd want one as a pet, he replied he want's to use it for it's pouch so it can carry bottles of beer, wine and spirits home from the store because the bags were too heavy for him to carry

You also forget that, when you first mentionned to Palo5 that a Kangaroo was a pet, he immediatly thought about a Penthouse model. That's why he wanted one.
But when you showed him pictures, that he was terribly embarrassed by his ignorance and used the argument of using its pouch.

When you first spoke about pouch, he thought it was a very very large and hairy vagina in which he could even put his head inside.

You are unmasked "Randy randy" Palo5

Estreeter · January 14th, 2019, 01:27 PM

xyzde

smokes just a little too much marijuana

chromax · January 16th, 2019, 08:37 PM

When he first met me at Vef Greenman supposed I was a chrome vibrators salesman and asked for a 70 inches golden one to give his sex mate

January 11th, 2019, 04:40 PM	#4384
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,585 Times in 19,356 Posts	palo5 was arrested in the Kremlin for running in one day and shouting "Is lenin?" GlenQuagmire ran an illegal Christmas market and sold cheap tat...to the Germans! Mal Hombre has sold Ayer's Rock or Uluru at least 4 times. tmee2000 is Sam Smeagol's brother who by a staggering coincidence was also the first mate Mr Smee to one Captain James Hook(that's the pirate not the former Welsh rugby union captain) trailmaster still has no idea what happened to him one night in December but remembers waking up next to a woman he didn't know, in a bed that wasn't his and a house he didn't recognise...yeah right, serves him right for trying to pull the barmaid! I mean have you seen her arms-like giant tree trunks! __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

January 12th, 2019, 12:15 PM	#4385
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,588 Times in 60,391 Posts	trailmaster Fills balloons with snow then hurls them at people from his apartment window __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 14th, 2019, 10:32 AM	#4387
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,588 Times in 60,391 Posts	palo5 again asked me to send him a Kangaroo for a pet I asked him why he'd want one as a pet, he replied he want's to use it for it's pouch so it can carry bottles of beer, wine and spirits home from the store because the bags were too heavy for him to carry __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 14th, 2019, 01:27 PM	#4389
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,189 Thanks: 450,165 Thanked 897,588 Times in 60,391 Posts	xyzde smokes just a little too much marijuana __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 14th, 2019, 09:57 AM	#4386
Roubignol Veteran Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Mice Planet Posts: 3,882 Thanks: 15,974 Thanked 29,727 Times in 3,826 Posts	That's Brian249x who was the first American guy who refused to pay his debt to his bank and started the 2008 subprime crisis.

January 16th, 2019, 08:37 PM	#4390
chromax Blocked! Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 10,450 Thanks: 34,188 Thanked 260,239 Times in 10,448 Posts	When he first met me at Vef Greenman supposed I was a chrome vibrators salesman and asked for a 70 inches golden one to give his sex mate