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February 28th, 2010, 04:35 PM
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Quibbling Siblings
The six quibbling siblings of Cletus
All agreed: "You cannot entreat us To deliver our quims For incestual whims. But five agree that you can eat us." |
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March 4th, 2010, 05:24 AM
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There was a young lady from Tottenham
Who had no manners unless She'd forgotten 'em One day at the Vicar's She tore off her knickers And said simply,Well I felt hot in 'em
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March 25th, 2010, 07:53 PM
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A Mathematician Named Gall
A mathematician named Gall
Had a triangular ball. He found that its weight Less his pecker times eight Was a half of three fifths of fuck all. |
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March 29th, 2010, 06:34 AM
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There was a young girl from harrow
Whos cunt was extremely narrow many times without number she tried a cucumber till at last she could manage a marrow |
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March 31st, 2010, 06:42 PM
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There was a young fellow from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour His dick was a flower And the rest was all covered in weeds
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April 4th, 2010, 09:06 PM
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There once was a man with a dong
Which was so thickish and long That at the sight of a twat That was hairy and fat He'd wank on it all-night long. |
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April 4th, 2010, 09:17 PM
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There once was a whore from Hong-Kong
Whose taste was to suck on a dong: And when she was drunk, She'd swallow the spunk For very much less than a song! |
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April 19th, 2010, 05:40 PM
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There was a young gay from Khartoum
Who took a lesbian up to his room They argued all night As to who had the right To do what and with which and to whom
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May 8th, 2010, 08:19 PM
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There was a Mahatma called Gandhi
Went in to a bar for a shandy He used his loin cloth To wipe up the froth And the barmaid said,Blimey that's handy !
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May 9th, 2010, 02:06 PM
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On a similar theme:
There was young scotsman called Sandy Went into a bar for a shandy He used his own kilt To wipe up what was spilt And the barmaid said "Blimey that's handy"
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