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August 28th, 2017, 07:43 PM | #12661 |
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Have you ever wondered why they don't treat pyromaniacs with anti-inflammatory drugs?
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August 29th, 2017, 09:02 PM | #12662 |
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Why did the Norwegians paint bar codes on all their military ships?
So when they returned to port they could Scandinavian.
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September 1st, 2017, 06:42 PM | #12663 |
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We all know Albert Einstein was a genius.
His brother Frank was a monster though... |
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September 1st, 2017, 09:17 PM | #12664 |
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September 3rd, 2017, 11:06 AM | #12665 |
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Did somebody want a Golf joke?
I went golfing with my friend once and he asked for a ball from his bag after he shanked (Sorry for swearing) one into the rough
Went to his bag to get him a new ball and found a spare pair of pants As golfers tend to prefer their bags light I asked him what the spare pair of pants were for He told me that they were there in case he gets a "Hole in One"
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September 3rd, 2017, 03:30 PM | #12666 |
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A retired Canadian who lives in Mexico calls his son in Toronto on Christmas Eve.
He says, "Hey son, I've been talking with your mother and we're thinking of taking you out of our wills". The son says, "Why dad? Why have you made this decision? What's this all about?" The dad says, "Yep, we're thinking of leaving all our money to a local clinic that's treated us. Tell your sister in Winnipeg that we're going to do the same with her as well." The son says," Look, I'll fly over this evening so we can talk about this." Later their daughter calls, "Brother has just spoken to me. What's this about us being left out of your wills? I'm flying over as well this evening to talk about this". Dad then turns to his wife and says, "That's great. The kids are coming over for Christmas and they're making their own way here". |
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September 4th, 2017, 05:39 PM | #12667 |
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Boy At Frat Party: Would you like to dance?
Gorgeous Coed: No thank you. Boy At Frat Party: Well, then, I guess a blowjob is out of the question.
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September 5th, 2017, 02:39 PM | #12668 |
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Cliff Richards says he,s getting a lot of online abuse,,,,He,s got himself a Spying Talking Tweeting Stalking Living Troll,,,,
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September 6th, 2017, 12:22 AM | #12669 |
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Pinocchio's last name was Woodson.
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September 6th, 2017, 04:56 AM | #12670 |
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The verdict is out on Kate's topless photographs.
They're awesome!
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