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December 28th, 2018, 12:39 PM	#1171
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Knew I could rely on Mal to write me a good`un For someone with such a long and varied career , MaxJoker achieved bugger all __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 2nd, 2019, 04:34 PM	#1172
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	No Sant`eee women only , Butt flattered you asked Only ever wanted to love and be loved , while being paid above the going rate for it __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 2nd, 2019, 05:08 PM

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Always regretted couldn't have spent his life in the body of a woman

Max , this is a little creepy even for you , as I know you were meaning this serial killer style and you actually living inside the body of a woman

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January 2nd, 2019, 05:52 PM

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Max , this is a little creepy even for you , as I know you were meaning this serial killer style and you actually living inside the body of a woman

You type that as if it`s unnatural or something Sands

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January 2nd, 2019, 05:55 PM

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Always regretted couldn't have spent his life in the body of a woman

He oft thought,It would be canny
To have lived His life
With a fanny..

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January 5th, 2019, 06:25 PM	#1176
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Look I created it for ... Erm ... A friend ... Yes that`s it , a friend Best known for inventing the manly Moob-bra __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 6th, 2019, 04:13 PM	#1177
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,560 Times in 69,067 Posts	Thanks to a necrophiliac mortician. Shame it wasn't a female one . Butt still Finally lost his virginity in the end __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 6th, 2019, 04:38 PM	#1178
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,134 Thanks: 772,639 Thanked 855,694 Times in 57,565 Posts	Went to His grave Feeling merry Having at long last Lost His cherry __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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January 13th, 2019, 01:54 PM	#1179
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