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Old December 12th, 2018, 08:18 PM   #31
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Old December 12th, 2018, 10:29 PM   #32
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Attack of the Crab Monsters-1957

Crab Monster: "So you have wounded me! I must grow a new claw, well and good, for I can do it in a day, but will you grow new lives when I have taken yours from you?"
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Deputy Doofy: Mom said that when I wear this badge you're supposed to treat me like a man of the law.
Buffy Gilmore: Yeah, and Mom also said for you to stop sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner!
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Eegah!-1962

Eegah: "Eegah!"
Roxy: "Is that his name?"
Mr. Williams: "It might be, that's the word he says most of the time."

Yes, because who DOESN"T walk around saying their name all the time? lol
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Humanoids from the Deep:
Dr. Drake " Note the gills on the sides of the head... as far as we can tell their natural habitat is clearly the water."
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”A bird may love a fish, signore, but where will they live?”
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