The FUNNIEST Thing You Saw In A Porno

**Henry Chinaski** · March 24th, 2008, 10:49 PM

I've watched many hours of the stuff, much of it mediocre, but there are two scenes that stand out in my mind. It doesn't matter who the actors were, or the film (I can't remember both) but it was a mid 1990s flick, with a blonde gal getting serviced by two guys, and they all stop what they were doing, because its time for the dual cum shots, and the two guys ended up cumming at the same time, but overspraying the starlet and hitting one another!

Another is something I'd see a lot in vintage 1980s porn. You'd have a starlet made uo with high heels, stockings, a matching bra, and some guy would be fucking the hell out of her, but her big helmet of a perm would remain motionless, whereas her tits and the rest of her would sway back and forth like they were both in the middle of a catagory five hurricaine. I know it occured a numbe rof times in Christy Canyon flicks, for example.

Other than that, I don't find the supposed 'blooper' offerings original or as funny as these unintentional screw ups. Both were part of compiltions vids I had, but discarded some time ago.

jakeman7 · March 25th, 2008, 01:30 PM

I remember watching "deep throat" and I the scene where Linda is getting it from behind up the ass. The other guy is doing a little muff munching from underneath. Back door man slips out of her ass and plants his dick right on the other guys chin. The reaction is priceless.

gone710 · April 21st, 2008, 11:27 PM

i remember a 3 some with a girl and 2 guys - one guy was steve holmes. it was a dp scene. the other guy - not steve holmes - cums and misses the girl and cums on steve holmes who is not happy. his reaction was funny.

**delius224** · April 23rd, 2008, 10:20 AM

Actually it was something I heard in a porn movie, but I guess only Germans will really understand this - I will try to explain as good as I can for all others too:
The scene was in an early 90s "amateur porn" movie where a couple was really good at work on the bed when suddenly you heard the voice of the "director" from behind the cam saying (in the typical Saxonian dialect/accent): "Ei nu stöhnd emaal e bissel" ("Hey, now you both sigh and moan!") and all of a sudden they both started to sigh and moan passionately.
The funniest thing was really that accent ... LoL

**Greenman** · April 23rd, 2008, 11:26 AM

I don't go in for porn movies as I find them incredibly boring and repetitive after a time, but the funniest pornstars that could have been a double act were Jonathan Morgan and Steven St Croix(now a main erotic b-movie star); one of their appearances were as inept detectives-they were very funny-possibly in the mould of Abbot & Costello.

oldster · May 4th, 2008, 08:40 PM

--A guy vigorously fisting a brunette. Takes his hand out. Looks in amazement at the hand he just pulled out of her. Reaches back inside her and pulls out his watch.

--The old movie Babyface--there's a chase scene and the black guy chasing the male porn star was a pro football player

--Ron Jeremy

Jasper Lamar Crabb · May 4th, 2008, 09:13 PM

I mentioned mine the other day in the Jamie Summers thread. It is Jamie's line in Brat on the Run as she is blowing Mike Horner (playing a lying, fraudulent guru), "This doesn't taste like a meat popsicle; this tastes like dick!"

lovenorwegians · May 5th, 2008, 01:51 AM

A Tarzan-like character with very bad BO in an American porn movie (don't remember the title).

sfeldman721 · June 1st, 2008, 10:51 AM

A mid 80's porn movie where Herschel Savage gets a finger in the eye while muff diving on Christy Canyon. I think it was Christy anyway. I had to rewind it about 3 times cause it was hysterical to see his head snap back.

Spleensworth · June 1st, 2008, 11:46 AM

some Buffy Davis movie

"You got a loose asshole?"

"Yeah, flaps in the wind !!"

March 24th, 2008, 10:49 PM	#1
Henry Chinaski Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 565 Thanks: 376 Thanked 8,651 Times in 549 Posts	The FUNNIEST Thing You Saw In A Porno I've watched many hours of the stuff, much of it mediocre, but there are two scenes that stand out in my mind. It doesn't matter who the actors were, or the film (I can't remember both) but it was a mid 1990s flick, with a blonde gal getting serviced by two guys, and they all stop what they were doing, because its time for the dual cum shots, and the two guys ended up cumming at the same time, but overspraying the starlet and hitting one another! Another is something I'd see a lot in vintage 1980s porn. You'd have a starlet made uo with high heels, stockings, a matching bra, and some guy would be fucking the hell out of her, but her big helmet of a perm would remain motionless, whereas her tits and the rest of her would sway back and forth like they were both in the middle of a catagory five hurricaine. I know it occured a numbe rof times in Christy Canyon flicks, for example. Other than that, I don't find the supposed 'blooper' offerings original or as funny as these unintentional screw ups. Both were part of compiltions vids I had, but discarded some time ago.

April 23rd, 2008, 11:26 AM	#5
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,520 Times in 19,356 Posts	I don't go in for porn movies as I find them incredibly boring and repetitive after a time, but the funniest pornstars that could have been a double act were Jonathan Morgan and Steven St Croix(now a main erotic b-movie star); one of their appearances were as inept detectives-they were very funny-possibly in the mould of Abbot & Costello. __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

March 25th, 2008, 01:30 PM	#2
jakeman7 Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 7 Thanks: 403 Thanked 22 Times in 6 Posts	I remember watching "deep throat" and I the scene where Linda is getting it from behind up the ass. The other guy is doing a little muff munching from underneath. Back door man slips out of her ass and plants his dick right on the other guys chin. The reaction is priceless.

April 21st, 2008, 11:27 PM	#3
gone710 Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6 Thanks: 27 Thanked 124 Times in 5 Posts	i remember a 3 some with a girl and 2 guys - one guy was steve holmes. it was a dp scene. the other guy - not steve holmes - cums and misses the girl and cums on steve holmes who is not happy. his reaction was funny.

April 23rd, 2008, 10:20 AM	#4
delius224 Former Staff Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 172 Thanks: 666 Thanked 2,586 Times in 158 Posts	Actually it was something I heard in a porn movie, but I guess only Germans will really understand this - I will try to explain as good as I can for all others too: The scene was in an early 90s "amateur porn" movie where a couple was really good at work on the bed when suddenly you heard the voice of the "director" from behind the cam saying (in the typical Saxonian dialect/accent): "Ei nu stöhnd emaal e bissel" ("Hey, now you both sigh and moan!") and all of a sudden they both started to sigh and moan passionately. The funniest thing was really that accent ... LoL

May 4th, 2008, 08:40 PM	#6
oldster Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 72 Thanks: 150 Thanked 532 Times in 59 Posts	--A guy vigorously fisting a brunette. Takes his hand out. Looks in amazement at the hand he just pulled out of her. Reaches back inside her and pulls out his watch. --The old movie Babyface--there's a chase scene and the black guy chasing the male porn star was a pro football player --Ron Jeremy

May 4th, 2008, 09:13 PM	#7
Jasper Lamar Crabb Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 212 Thanks: 581 Thanked 4,337 Times in 211 Posts	I mentioned mine the other day in the Jamie Summers thread. It is Jamie's line in Brat on the Run as she is blowing Mike Horner (playing a lying, fraudulent guru), "This doesn't taste like a meat popsicle; this tastes like dick!"

May 5th, 2008, 01:51 AM	#8
lovenorwegians Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: London, England Posts: 12 Thanks: 633 Thanked 226 Times in 11 Posts	A Tarzan-like character with very bad BO in an American porn movie (don't remember the title).

June 1st, 2008, 10:51 AM	#9
sfeldman721 Junior Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 7 Thanks: 4 Thanked 30 Times in 5 Posts	A mid 80's porn movie where Herschel Savage gets a finger in the eye while muff diving on Christy Canyon. I think it was Christy anyway. I had to rewind it about 3 times cause it was hysterical to see his head snap back.

June 1st, 2008, 11:46 AM	#10
Spleensworth Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 31 Thanks: 264 Thanked 493 Times in 30 Posts	some Buffy Davis movie "You got a loose asshole?" "Yeah, flaps in the wind !!"