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Old July 28th, 2013, 01:16 AM   #21
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20. Because your mother uses Facebook.
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I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.
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Old July 28th, 2013, 01:51 AM   #22
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21. If you're not paying for FB, you're the product being sold
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Old July 28th, 2013, 04:53 AM   #23
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22. because they already deleted my account... and I didn't ask them to do it?!??
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I guess it’s just another day...!

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Old July 28th, 2013, 03:28 PM   #24
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23. If the old woman on the money has facebook, it can't be good.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Queen...40671425981842

Puts a whole new meaning on "poking the queen."
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24. Because Facebook use 'makes people feel worse about themselves'
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Using Facebook can reduce young adults' sense of well-being and satisfaction with life, a study has found.

Checking Facebook made people feel worse about both issues, and the more they browsed, the worse they felt, the University of Michigan research said.
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Old August 31st, 2013, 10:11 AM   #26
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Like any good charitable fella.., I gave all my 'Likes' to the needy in the third world
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26 - because, why look further and virtually? , this found close to home





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Old September 1st, 2013, 12:18 PM   #28
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Because I'm always getting invited to attend local gatherings of social disorder
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Old September 17th, 2013, 04:03 PM   #29
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28. My wife just told me this. She applied to get a free sample of B@ileys from their Facebook page, and the page said to her: 'Maybe you'd like to send your best friend a sample too. We think your best friend is J.' But in fact, she's never even spoken to J, that's just someone who goes to a club she goes to and they happen to have a lot of interests in common, so she's often commented on her posts. So big business organisations are analysing her online behaviour and making insinuations about her personal relationships. It's disgusting the way capitalism is invading every section of our lives.

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Old September 17th, 2013, 04:43 PM   #30
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29. Because you've just registered in Twitter.
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