What if you lived in Australia?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

No good . It is way too far north. You're trying to get me farther and farther away from you.

Perish the thought
Had I wanted that I'd send ya to somewhere more hospitable, like,

The Canning Stock Route

[effCup]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

No good . It is way too far north.

Australia administers part of Antarctica... although you may struggle to get permission to build anything there. Lots of open space & population's relatively low.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Perish the thought
Had I wanted that I'd send ya to somewhere more hospitable, like,

The Canning Stock Route

If I lived there I'd be a rotting corpse in a few weeks. The authorities would find my dessicated body and be bewildered at first, but then they would find my I.D. card and say "Just another dumb American trying to explore the outer reaches of our continent." "When will these knuckleheads realize it is too dangerous to live here without sufficient provisions!"

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

"When will these knuckleheads realize it is too dangerous to live here without sufficient provisions!"

A Toyota Land Cruiser or Nissan Patrol, Diesel Stocked well with quality camping equipment, canned food, Water, Satellite Phone, a firearm, you'll make it as long as one of us are with ya

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

A Toyota Land Cruiser or Nissan Patrol, Diesel Stocked well with quality camping equipment, canned food, Satellite Phone, a firearm, you'll make it as long as one of us are with ya

Forget it. I am building my mansion and park in Bourke. That's final!
Full details to follow in a few days.

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

Forget it. I am building my mansion and park in Bourke. That's final!
Full details to follow in a few days.

http://www.weatherzone.com.au/climat...=site&lc=48013

[effCup]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

a firearm, as long as one of us are with ya

Who's holding the firearm?

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

http://www.weatherzone.com.au/climat...=site&lc=48013

Thanks for the stats, but I won't need them, because this mansion will be extra special. I will never leave it except to go on exploring trips. You will see in a few days. This will be the most elaborate mansion ever built on the Earth, for a cost of $400,000,000, and the park will cost another one-half billion dollars.

[trailmaster]

Originally Posted by effCup

Who's holding the firearm?

A Quokka!

[palo5]

Originally Posted by trailmaster

A Quokka!

Imbécile! Quokkas can't handle it

Get a Siberian house-cat