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Old 11-23-2017, 11:55 PM   #1441
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ball7 used to work in the White House back in the 90s. He was fired after his affair with Madeleine Albright became public.
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sandhunter extracts water from cacti in Arizona and sells it as Bud Light. The scam was uncovered because the inscription on the beer cans said Butt Light. Sentenced to ten years in prison, sandhunter swore to take revenge on his former English teacher.
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trailmaster works as a porno voice actor. He's usually hired to dub the moans in Brazilian tranny porn. When asked why he still does it, trailmaster responded:"It pays the bills and buys the imported beer from Europe."
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