You're so fucking dumb that...... - Page 11

cartman · November 7th, 2017, 04:46 PM

You're so dumb you thought KFC was UFC for chickens.

**Engine-X** · November 9th, 2017, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PatentHappy

That remark resembles me far too closely. SanteeFats must have access to the webcam on my laptop again.

I do, however, employ insulated long nose pliers while wearing my wife's latex dish washing gloves for this procedure. And I make the kids leave the room so they don't have to witness my Darwinian death.

Translation: I will go to extreme measures to avoid turning a circuit breaker off and having to reset the clocks in that zone. Yup, that's where I live, at the intersection of Lazy and Stupid*.

* (Calm down, Mods, I want people to believe it's my metaphorical address so they won't Google it.)

When I started my first railroad job years ago, one of the crew told me "When they hired me as a switchman I thought I was gonna be turnin' on lights all night." I laughed thinking he was joking. But as I got to know him, I'm pretty sure he was serious. A couple years later he came into our break room and asked us "How do you spell AOL?" Even when we told him, he kept getting it wrong. And to end on yet another one from the same guy-

You're so dumb you said it wasn't a lime, it was a green lemon.

**tygrkhat40** · November 10th, 2017, 03:13 PM

You're so fucking dumb, you've got instructions taped up next to the toilet.

**hound dog** · November 10th, 2017, 05:52 PM

You're so fucking dumb, compared to you, Trump IS a genius!

MaxJoker · November 15th, 2017, 06:38 AM

Wrote a bucket list and put "Commit suicide" as number one

MaxJoker · November 15th, 2017, 11:03 AM

Before each title fight you bet on the referee to win

**wimbo77** · November 21st, 2017, 09:14 PM

...you actually thought Philomena Cunk was Diane Morgan's real name on the tv programme Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe.

MaxJoker · November 24th, 2017, 04:39 PM

Used a dictionary to look up how to spell dictionary

**bubbs999** · November 25th, 2017, 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimbo77

...you actually thought Philomena Cunk was Diane Morgan's real name on the tv programme Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe.

And that 'Barry Shitpeas' is actually called 'Barry Shitpeas' and you thought, he pysically "shits peas"

**bubbs999** · November 25th, 2017, 02:49 AM

You're so fucking dumb, you've been buying groceries all your life for you and your 'flatmate' - the one you only bump into when you're in the bathroom (when you look in the mirror)

November 10th, 2017, 03:13 PM	#103
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November 15th, 2017, 06:38 AM	#105
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November 15th, 2017, 11:03 AM	#106
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November 21st, 2017, 09:14 PM	#107
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	...you actually thought Philomena Cunk was Diane Morgan's real name on the tv programme Charlie Brooker's Weekly Wipe. __________________

November 24th, 2017, 04:39 PM	#108
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November 7th, 2017, 04:46 PM	#101
cartman Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 303 Thanks: 64 Thanked 5,967 Times in 284 Posts	You're so dumb you thought KFC was UFC for chickens.

November 10th, 2017, 05:52 PM	#104
hound dog Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: West Coast of North America Posts: 1,104 Thanks: 6,453 Thanked 18,732 Times in 1,087 Posts	You're so fucking dumb, compared to you, Trump IS a genius!

November 25th, 2017, 02:49 AM	#110
bubbs999 Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Here, UK Posts: 1,965 Thanks: 15,647 Thanked 31,307 Times in 1,952 Posts	You're so fucking dumb, you've been buying groceries all your life for you and your 'flatmate' - the one you only bump into when you're in the bathroom (when you look in the mirror) __________________ "Here's looking at you kid"

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