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Found it dreadfully difficult unplugging my wife's life support earlier today ,
Bloody hospital had put a wardrobe in front of the wall socket.
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October 1st, 2017, 01:18 PM | #502 |
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Do you know the difference between a Pussy and a cunt ? ,
A Pussy is the furry warm thing you want kiss , caress and enter , While a Cunt is who it belongs to.
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I`m not saying her pussy was overly hairy,
Only it looked like somebody had stuck a hatchet into a gorillas back.
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about sex appeal and a woman's weight. It's nice to be neat and look petite, but if you wanna feel some heat, you've got to have some meat! -Nipsey Russell |
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November 9th, 2017, 01:57 PM | #505 |
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Ever since the girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life ,
Such as name, address and telephone number
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The wife is getting fed up with my premature ejaculation ,
She took it on the chin at first but now it just gets on her tits.
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Eve told Adam to eat the apple,And from that day we knew:
Listen to a woman and you bite offmore than you can chew! I used to wish for 100 wivesLike the harem that I once saw, But I gave it up once I realizedI'd have 100 mothers-in-law! -Nipsey Russell |
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In fact a triple C considering the doctor put Chronic Case before it
I find telling women I've been diagnosed with the big C soon convinces them to let me have a pity fuck ,
Hell no I`m not lying as Crabs begins with a C
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After years of trying my wife finally perfected her 'smouldering' look this afternoon,
all it took was cremating the bitch.
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