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April 14th, 2018, 04:01 PM	#2561
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Tygrkhat is a famous ice-performer. He has countless claws, and can never slip. He is more athletic and agile than a skater, because he is a cat Of course, he does poop in unconventional places

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April 14th, 2018, 06:45 PM	#2562
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,312 Times in 13,886 Posts	Trailmaster was at Boston's Fenway Park April 14th 1912 to throw out the first pitch , which he threw wild and it hit a woman in the bleachers

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April 14th, 2018, 07:29 PM	#2563
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,282 Thanked 209,984 Times in 15,730 Posts	A Miss Sally Clarkson of Oxford is currently expecting the demon child of Jokerman.

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April 14th, 2018, 10:29 PM

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A Miss Sally Clarkson of Oxford is currently expecting the demon child of Jokerman.

Sssh. Don't tell evryone. We're keeping it a secret. And Max Joker is going to be Damien's god father.

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April 15th, 2018, 01:37 PM	#2565
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,843 Times in 60,322 Posts	ball7 he has a spouse in every country that allows gay marriage __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 15th, 2018, 03:46 PM	#2566
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,658 Times in 10,667 Posts	Estreeter celebrates a decade here, and says he didn't enjoy it. His wife forced him to spend time here to avoid clubs and pubs

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April 15th, 2018, 03:54 PM

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Estreeter celebrates a decade here, and says he didn't enjoy it. His wife forced him to spend time here to avoid clubs and pubs

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April 15th, 2018, 04:03 PM	#2568
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,120 Thanks: 449,724 Thanked 896,843 Times in 60,322 Posts	putin5 went to Mass today and begged the Lord for forgiveness for being a Communist heathen Best thing he ever did __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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April 15th, 2018, 04:28 PM	#2569
palo5 Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 16,579 Thanks: 452,836 Thanked 222,658 Times in 16,567 Posts	Estreeter poops on snakes when he finds them Not advisable for normal people in Australia, but he has an iron-ass

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April 15th, 2018, 06:22 PM	#2570
Greenman Live Legend of VEF Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Underground lair somewhere in the world Posts: 20,353 Thanks: 30,936 Thanked 383,516 Times in 19,356 Posts	Estreeter was dropped from the Aussie women's netball team...so that's why England beat them-at last!! __________________ There was only ONE Greenman, and you accepted no substitutes! To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Rest in peace MaxJoker-you will be sorely missed. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 20,000: Milestone reached!

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