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Old June 10th, 2018, 01:01 PM   #671
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Me I say when you`re that cute a half Japanese half Scotch girl you don't need a profession.
And she could combine the bow and the headbutt
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I’m at a time in my life where I’m not here to mess about, I want something and someone that has a backbone and guts.

Tell her you walk upright and love to eat
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Old June 10th, 2018, 01:44 PM   #673
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And she could combine the bow and the headbutt
You nearly made me swallow my own tongue there through laughing Stony
Just glad I didn't , as trying to maintain a low fat diet

Now call me a suspicious doubter if yeeee will
Only how long does it take for a fractured spine to heal
Having checked and even in the worst of cases that involve surgery , it shouldn't take more than four months at the very very very most.

So why does PoppinKandi still keep telling us she`s healing



Do you want to know how long she`s been healing.



First stumbled across her profile in 2014. Yes four years ago



Check in to see if she`s still there and bleeding recovered yet , every few months. Unfortunately and although full figured women are a darn delight. Never bothered to copy her changes. Which is sort of stupid of me. Because her latest profile is the shortest and quite boring.

OK I'm a very large person around 300lbs. Im here to chat and see who is trustworthy. The last few people I've properly spoken to I've come to find out have been fake or attached.
MUST HAVE THEIR FACE AS A PROFILE PICTURE.

NOT INTERESTED:
Anyone under 30 over 46
Nobody with children (no matter where they live)
Defo nobody who wears skinny jeans. Guys look ridiculous in them really ridiculous.
NO SCREENSHOT PICS they make you seem fake. At least do yourself a favour and clip the obvious bits out.

WANTS:
Someone who is accepting of others imperfections.
Nobody is perfect and we all have insecurities.
If you're wanting arm candy then I'm defo not for you. I'm more likely to embarrass you than make you look good.
Someone who isn't governed by their friends or what society deems the norm.
Really funny and quick witted. Theres nothing better than someone you can have a good laugh with
A little bit daft is a charm.
Lovely manners and know how to treat others.




Her photos all have "22 January 2018 - recovering from a fractured spine".
Before it was August whatever 2017. So we know she putting us on about this fractured spine.
Or keeps somehow fracturing it. Which makes no sense



All the same ,



There`s a couple of things about her you can't help liking
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Anyone under 30 over 46

Whack job 30, 35, 40, 45, 50 and generalising ...... but saying 46, that's very very specific, she'd be telling you what you have to do, over and over Control freak IMO
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Nobody is perfect and we all have insecurities.
This is what set the alarm bells ringing for me - "we all have insecurities" is woman-speak for 'My insecurities excuse absolutely everything, no matter how badly I behave towards you, up to and including murder'.
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no matter how badly I behave towards you, up to and including murder'.


Attention to the small details are everything
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Old June 11th, 2018, 12:37 PM   #677
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This is what set the alarm bells ringing for me - "we all have insecurities" is woman-speak for 'My insecurities excuse absolutely everything, no matter how badly I behave towards you, up to and including murder'.
That`d sum up every woman I've ever been out with

Speaking of my type

Andrea (Easy enough to find a person if they`re on foul FB and post as many images as this woman does) has been at it again




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What minute she`s sick of the site and leaving , then gone. Only to return and bloody pay to be a proper member. What just to report a chap for the message she didn't read



Damn but she must have MAJOR emotional and baggage issues



As ever and always though is the exact same kind of female who won't accept she needs serious counseling and even mediation.
That maybe her attitude is driving men off her.
Instead she`ll blame everybody else , especially is they`re male
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I promise , I`ll stop updating you Fellow Forum Fellas once she shuts the hell up changing her profile and complaining

Also she crossed a line

By bringing Greenie into this




Tell me why my blond picture gets more messages than when I put my Red picture up? Shallow?

NO PICTURE NO CHAT

NOT HERE FOR CASUAL S.E.X




Errrrrrrrrrrr ok

Still say what you want about her , she said she`d never use photoshop and has kept her word



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Might as well date this

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Hmmm depends on whether that ghost does

Butt enough about my hopes and dreams Mate

Here`s Pia ,



and her profile.



Hi there!

I'm a simple woman with simple needs, TLC.

I've worked & practiced Accountancy back home but didn't have the opportunity yet to use it here, hence, being a Nanny which I enjoy & love as I do love kids..

I'm looking for someone who is real and trustworthy for a serious long term relationship and not for anything else. I believe you should have the chemistry and same interests to click while chatting but most importantly there should be a "spark" when you meet.

Keep smiling!


Exactly that profile is as sweet as Pia is



Only drawback being the doll lives in that there hellish London.



However she does want somebody in their forties plus a child



Uh huh , I cover both bases
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