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April 25th, 2018, 02:18 PM | #2641 |
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bloke57's water bed started out 3 feet high, but as his Prostate enlarges, and his bathroom is twelve paces away, it is now 4 foot 6.
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April 25th, 2018, 04:18 PM | #2642 |
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If you go to Eithiopia, Abyssinia later.😀
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April 25th, 2018, 07:19 PM | #2643 |
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Old Alal is a wise old crow - last night he predicted the United States would one day have a president with a full bush.
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April 25th, 2018, 07:30 PM | #2644 |
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April 25th, 2018, 08:56 PM | #2645 |
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April 25th, 2018, 09:32 PM | #2646 |
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I heard that he was having triplets.
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April 25th, 2018, 09:50 PM | #2647 |
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MaxJoker lost his virginity while attending an all boys school.
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April 25th, 2018, 11:33 PM | #2648 |
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Ball7 is always being mistaken for a woman as he always wears women's clothing
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April 26th, 2018, 07:32 AM | #2649 |
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ball7 is teaching estreeter and sandhunter to read. They call him Miss!
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April 26th, 2018, 02:51 PM | #2650 |
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old alal has signed a pledge to donate his organs for scientific research.
The document runs out next week and the doctors are now insisting he delivers at least his willy by Tuesday! |
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