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**kelio** · July 18th, 2011, 07:42 PM

Mean what you say, and say what you mean. Does that still mean something nowadays?

**sweatyhat** · July 18th, 2011, 10:00 PM

I'd like to see a comedian so blue, so sick and so controversial, he'd make Frankie Boyle and Roy "Chubby" Brown look like children's entertainers.

**billybunter** · July 18th, 2011, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

I'd like to see a comedian so blue, so sick and so controversial, he'd make Frankie Boyle and Roy "Chubby" Brown look like children's entertainers.

He died a while back. He was Bernard Manning.

Drella · July 18th, 2011, 11:51 PM

I just spit on my computer screen. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth to fondle a scrape up there, but -without warning- a load of saliva splashed out in a cascade of fluid and halitosis. Sure, I've since cleaned it off, but I honestly don't think I'll ever be able to look myself in the eyes again.

**Brecht** · July 18th, 2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Drella

I just spit on my computer screen. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth to fondle a scrape up there, but -without warning- a load of saliva splashed out in a cascade of fluid and halitosis. Sure, I've since cleaned it off, but I honestly don't think I'll ever be able to look myself in the eyes again.

It's known as the cobra spit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dtpMj9Ehs

**sweatyhat** · July 19th, 2011, 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billybunter

He died a while back. He was Bernard Manning.

Ta for that reminder Billy

I remember a comedic rant from Ben Elton in his younger, angrier days. I think he was going on about being unprepared or inexperienced when trying to tup a lady. One of his phrases was "You've got breath like Bernard Manning's underpants."
I'll never forget that.

**seany65** · July 19th, 2011, 11:38 AM

Elephants eating fish.

**tygrkhat40** · July 20th, 2011, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Ta for that reminder Billy

I remember a comedic rant from Ben Elton in his younger, angrier days. I think he was going on about being unprepared or inexperienced when trying to tup a lady. One of his phrases was "You've got breath like Bernard Manning's underpants."
I'll never forget that.

That reminds me of a scene from a Canadian news satire show called "This Hour Has 22 Minutes." The actors on the show would interact with Canadian politicians as if the politicos were actors themselves. If a show from the US tried that with some of our peole in congress, the actors would be shot.

Anyway, Mary Walsh (the creator of the show) was in character as Marg Delahunty and she's got her arm around some MP and she's going on on how much she can do for him and she says "Stick with me and you'll be farting through silk."

methosivanhoe · July 20th, 2011, 01:06 AM

If someone who has a split personality tries to commit suicide... is it considored a hostage situation?

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**seany65** · July 20th, 2011, 09:43 PM

If someone with a split personality plays with themselves, does it count as an orgy?

July 18th, 2011, 10:00 PM	#62
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	I'd like to see a comedian so blue, so sick and so controversial, he'd make Frankie Boyle and Roy "Chubby" Brown look like children's entertainers. __________________

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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,728 Times in 3,527 Posts	Elephants eating fish. __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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seany65 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 3,651 Thanks: 80,415 Thanked 32,728 Times in 3,527 Posts	If someone with a split personality plays with themselves, does it count as an orgy? __________________ <-- That's Emer Kenny and I want to be stuck in her front bottom. Quote from electrofreak : I'd rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned.

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July 18th, 2011, 07:42 PM	#61
kelio Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ἀλήθεια Posts: 14,170 Thanks: 300,228 Thanked 336,457 Times in 14,214 Posts	Mean what you say, and say what you mean. Does that still mean something nowadays?

July 18th, 2011, 11:51 PM	#64
Drella Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 137 Thanks: 410 Thanked 1,528 Times in 137 Posts	I just spit on my computer screen. I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth to fondle a scrape up there, but -without warning- a load of saliva splashed out in a cascade of fluid and halitosis. Sure, I've since cleaned it off, but I honestly don't think I'll ever be able to look myself in the eyes again.