Random Thoughts - Page 6

**anklebiter** · June 29th, 2011, 07:50 AM

OK, Czechoslovakian dogs. Forget the China thing.....

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Random thoughts:

You may not like black people, gays, Jews, ...whatever.....
That's Ok by me.Nobody has the God given right to be liked.Everyone deserves respect,equal rights, and equal justice.I want that.I give that.People who demand special treatment because of their demographic, and people who demand that I like them because they belong to some minority are way out of line.I don't have to like you.I probably don't like you, and if you're driving in front of me, rest assured, I hate your guts.
Quit it with the demands for special treatment, your parades, and your cute T-shirts.I'll see you at work, or at the mall, and I'll treat you the same as everyone else.You may be different, but stop pretending you're special.

I'm 41 years old, I've fought in a war, and I've traveled many different roads, and I have never seen a chicken try to cross one.Are you guys sure this ever even happened?

Knock Knock......

I eat mop.....

lol

Harry Potter vs Star Wars

Old Sage--Dumbledore/Obi Wan Kenobi
Young hero- Harry Potter / Luke Skywalker
Heroic sidekick- Ron Weasley / Han Solo
Parents killed- Potters/ Mrs. Skywalker
Villian- Voldemort / Vader
Hot Girl- Hermione / Leia
Special talent- Magic / Force
Special weapon- Wand/ light saber
Aunt & Uncle- Vernon & Petunia / Owen & Beru
Cool short hero Dobby / Yoda
Cool giant hero Hagrid / Chewbacca

dogsbreath · July 16th, 2011, 11:38 PM

God Help Me because nobody else will.

**grossnex** · July 17th, 2011, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anklebiter

I'm 41 years old, I've fought in a war, and I've traveled many different roads, and I have never seen a chicken try to cross one.Are you guys sure this ever even happened?

Speaking of chicken, if all exotic meats taste like chicken, then what does an exotic chicken taste like? Fish?

Why should I eat rattlesnake? If it tastes like chicken anyway, I can just have chicken.

Estreeter · July 17th, 2011, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by grossnex

Why should I eat rattlesnake? If it tastes like chicken anyway, I can just have chicken.

Did you ever stop to consider that the snake ate the chicken and thats why the snakes tastes like chicken.........you are what you eat

**sweatyhat** · July 17th, 2011, 06:21 PM

It seems to me that a lady can't succeed in the German porn industry unless she has Argos' entire Elizabeth Duke jewellery collection dangling from her flaps.
Have you noticed?
Must be embarrassing if she forgets to remove it before a flight.

**Mal Hombre** · July 17th, 2011, 07:20 PM

Why do We insult people When We're sympathising with Them ? Poor Bastard,Poor devil etc.

**grossnex** · July 17th, 2011, 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Did you ever stop to consider that the snake ate the chicken and thats why the snakes tastes like chicken.........you are what you eat

I guess I'm safe from a gang of homosexual cannibals then Brother Estreeter.

I can go out on a limb & guess what flies taste like too.

**ubu_roi** · July 18th, 2011, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

.........you are what you eat

Quote:

Originally Posted by grossnex

I can go out on a limb & guess what flies taste like too.

Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.

**Brecht** · July 18th, 2011, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ubu_roi

Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.

I know the flavor, too, my friend. They enter my mouth from time to time like shuttles enter space ships in Star Trek.

A few years ago, while I was talking with a friend in front of a super market, a pigeon shat on my head. I have long hair, so the trouble is bigger. Fortunately, their crap dries fast. My friend didn't laugh at me but told me I could win in the lottery since pigeon shit brings luck. I don't believe in luck, so I took it as sarcasm.
Why do I tell you this? Because the thread is called "random thoughts".

**Sir Spender** · July 18th, 2011, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ubu_roi

Just yesterday I had the misfortune of a large fly entering my mouth as I yawned. I can confirm the flavor.

Also yesterday, a pigeon shat on the top of my shaven head. He was on a tree branch, and I swear he looked pleased with his aim. Little bastard. I guess it was my day to be on the receiving end of Mother Nature.

If you asked Earl Hickey, he`d say it was Karma !!

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June 29th, 2011, 07:50 AM	#51
anklebiter Palerider Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: United States Posts: 509 Thanks: 5,603 Thanked 9,862 Times in 515 Posts	OK, Czechoslovakian dogs. Forget the China thing..... ***************************************** Random thoughts: You may not like black people, gays, Jews, ...whatever..... That's Ok by me.Nobody has the God given right to be liked.Everyone deserves respect,equal rights, and equal justice.I want that.I give that.People who demand special treatment because of their demographic, and people who demand that I like them because they belong to some minority are way out of line.I don't have to like you.I probably don't like you, and if you're driving in front of me, rest assured, I hate your guts. Quit it with the demands for special treatment, your parades, and your cute T-shirts.I'll see you at work, or at the mall, and I'll treat you the same as everyone else.You may be different, but stop pretending you're special. I'm 41 years old, I've fought in a war, and I've traveled many different roads, and I have never seen a chicken try to cross one.Are you guys sure this ever even happened? Knock Knock...... I eat mop..... lol Harry Potter vs Star Wars Old Sage--Dumbledore/Obi Wan Kenobi Young hero- Harry Potter / Luke Skywalker Heroic sidekick- Ron Weasley / Han Solo Parents killed- Potters/ Mrs. Skywalker Villian- Voldemort / Vader Hot Girl- Hermione / Leia Special talent- Magic / Force Special weapon- Wand/ light saber Aunt & Uncle- Vernon & Petunia / Owen & Beru Cool short hero Dobby / Yoda Cool giant hero Hagrid / Chewbacca

July 16th, 2011, 11:38 PM	#52
dogsbreath Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: America Posts: 114 Thanks: 5,556 Thanked 901 Times in 109 Posts	God Help Me because nobody else will.