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**dwvbf** · May 26th, 2017, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by old alal

Why are there 9 leaders at the G7 sumit?

Obviously none of the 11 can count.

**bloke57** · May 26th, 2017, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by old alal

Why are there 9 leaders at the G7 sumit?

The need might arise to change a light bulb.

**DTravel** · May 26th, 2017, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

The need might arise to change a light bulb.

They'll just outsource the job to India or SE Asia.

OldSchool47 · May 27th, 2017, 01:22 AM

Breast enhancement surgery is coming to an end. It's money for nothing. It's $$ flowing the wrong way. Is a good bitter better than a good wheat beer?

Extremely hot chick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zwPVU92-XQ

**dwvbf** · May 27th, 2017, 03:41 AM

How many penthouse pets does it take to change a lightbulb?

**DTravel** · May 27th, 2017, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by dwvbf

How many penthouse pets does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends on how much Vaseline you smear on it.

**ruffroundedges** · May 27th, 2017, 04:56 PM

Is it just me or does anyone else have a brain stall when they put the paint can in the shaker at the hardware store?????

OldSchool47 · May 27th, 2017, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by OldSchool47

The sport of American football needs to disappear. It is a perversion of English rugby that never should have happened. Put on pads and smash into people at high speeds. Brilliant.

Real football is the world's best team sport and the American sports Illuminati need to make it and baseball, a fantastic sport, America's co #1 team sports.

This Sporting Life is a good book and a great movie. Rugby is not a great sport. The English sports Illuminati need to eliminate rugby as a sport in England and make American baseball, derived from cricket, England's #2 team sport. Football is #1.

Countries in Europe need to make American baseball their #2 team sport behind football.

OldSchool47 tells you stuff. Don't forget to hit the Thanks button.

I stand behind my claim that This Sporting Life (1963) is a great movie. It is as good as The Last American Hero (1973). Fat City (1972) is better. Fat City is 1 of the top 10 movies produced by English-speaking countries since 1960. I include Denmark in my list of English-speaking countries because the average Dane speaks English as well as the average Scot.

**DTravel** · May 27th, 2017, 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by OldSchool47

I include Denmark in my list of English-speaking countries because the average Dane speaks English as well as the average Scot.

As in completely incomprehensibly?

**electile disfunction** · May 28th, 2017, 02:12 AM

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Originally Posted by OldSchool47

I include Denmark in my list of English-speaking countries because the average Dane speaks English as well as the average Scot.

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Originally Posted by DTravel

As in completely incomprehensibly?

Ya ken well hwut 'e means, DT.

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May 27th, 2017, 01:22 AM	#4994
OldSchool47 Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 306 Thanks: 129 Thanked 3,045 Times in 299 Posts	Breast enhancement surgery is coming to an end. It's money for nothing. It's $$ flowing the wrong way. Is a good bitter better than a good wheat beer? Extremely hot chick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zwPVU92-XQ

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dwvbf Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 741 Thanks: 8,308 Thanked 11,100 Times in 731 Posts	How many penthouse pets does it take to change a lightbulb?