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**Silklover** · October 2nd, 2017, 03:31 PM

This isn´t my joke, it´s stolen. Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39)
Going to El Monte Legion Stadium. Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine).
Helps me stealing hub caps, wasted all the time.

**rondori** · October 2nd, 2017, 04:23 PM

Old New Mexico joke: A lowrider is driving down a rural highway and he passes by a terrible rollover accident. He pulls over and runs toward the car but is stopped by a state trooper. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't let you near this accident."
"But that's my primo's car."
"OK, then maybe you can help identify the body; but I have to warn you that the driver was decapitated." and the trooper takes the lowrider to the covered corpse. He reaches under the sheet to produce the head and holds it up by the hair. "Is this your cousin?"
"Well, it looks like my primo, but he's taller than that."

neil w · October 3rd, 2017, 08:10 AM

OK, no idea what either of those last two means!

**gmcbee** · October 3rd, 2017, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rondori

"Well, it looks like my primo, but he's taller than that."

¡Ese!

SomethingWitty · October 3rd, 2017, 02:52 PM

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead

**ball7** · October 3rd, 2017, 07:51 PM

I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been.
- Nipsey Russell

Aaron · October 4th, 2017, 12:44 AM

Make-up bag explodes; Khmer Rouge take credit.

What, is it too soon? I'll stop stirring the Pol Pot.

**Staffsyeoman** · October 4th, 2017, 01:08 PM

Confucius say, man with no grass look forlorn.

Confucius say, man with watch know time. Man with two watch - never sure

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October 2nd, 2017, 04:23 PM	#12734
rondori Vintage Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: New Mexico Posts: 561 Thanks: 36,148 Thanked 14,025 Times in 536 Posts	Old New Mexico joke: A lowrider is driving down a rural highway and he passes by a terrible rollover accident. He pulls over and runs toward the car but is stopped by a state trooper. "I'm sorry sir, but I can't let you near this accident." "But that's my primo's car." "OK, then maybe you can help identify the body; but I have to warn you that the driver was decapitated." and the trooper takes the lowrider to the covered corpse. He reaches under the sheet to produce the head and holds it up by the hair. "Is this your cousin?" "Well, it looks like my primo, but he's taller than that." __________________ I'm OK, you're UKE: all cultures are multicultural, all races are multiracial. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

October 2nd, 2017, 03:31 PM	#12733
Silklover Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Next to you Posts: 1,253 Thanks: 17,262 Thanked 17,819 Times in 1,241 Posts	This isn´t my joke, it´s stolen. Primer mi carucha (Chevy '39) Going to El Monte Legion Stadium. Pick up on my weesa (she is so divine). Helps me stealing hub caps, wasted all the time.

October 3rd, 2017, 08:10 AM	#12735
neil w Member Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 67 Thanks: 5 Thanked 692 Times in 62 Posts	OK, no idea what either of those last two means!

October 3rd, 2017, 02:52 PM	#12737
SomethingWitty Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2017 Location: Midwest Posts: 5 Thanks: 0 Thanked 46 Times in 4 Posts	Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

October 3rd, 2017, 07:51 PM	#12738
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,691 Thanks: 66,289 Thanked 209,988 Times in 15,731 Posts	I'm all for ERA. I want to see women equal to men - not so damn superior like they've been. - Nipsey Russell

October 4th, 2017, 12:44 AM	#12739
Aaron Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: U.S. of A. Posts: 206 Thanks: 6,639 Thanked 2,740 Times in 201 Posts	Make-up bag explodes; Khmer Rouge take credit. What, is it too soon? I'll stop stirring the Pol Pot.

October 4th, 2017, 01:08 PM	#12740
Staffsyeoman Vintage Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,269 Thanks: 34,179 Thanked 26,754 Times in 2,160 Posts	Confucius say, man with no grass look forlorn. Confucius say, man with watch know time. Man with two watch - never sure