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September 26th, 2017, 08:15 PM | #1191 |
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September 29th, 2017, 02:32 PM | #1192 |
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Ever tried Belgian kissing? It's like French kissing with more phlegm.
What's transparent and lies on the ground? A Muslim with the shit kicked out of him. Why do they have buckets of shit at Muslim weddings? To keep the flies off the bride. What's a cocoon? A black (wasn't sure if I'd get away with nigger) with a stutter. Why do black people have white palms and white soles? That's how they stand them when they're painted.
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October 1st, 2017, 12:09 PM | #1193 |
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Q. Did you hear about the Vietnamese gynecologist?
A. He knew about the tunnels of koochie. [cf. Tunnels of Cu Chi during Vietnam War] Last edited by AmateurEmale; October 1st, 2017 at 12:10 PM.. Reason: typo |
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October 2nd, 2017, 04:41 PM | #1194 |
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Too sick and twisted ???
What’s the difference between a cheese burger and a dead baby ? ,
I don’t ejaculate on the burger before I eat it. How do you make a vegetable cry ? , Throw his wheelchair off a cliff.
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October 3rd, 2017, 01:43 PM | #1195 |
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October 5th, 2017, 05:07 PM | #1196 |
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What's the difference between pimples and a Catholic priest pimples won't come on your face when your 12 years old.
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October 7th, 2017, 01:40 PM | #1197 |
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October 7th, 2017, 03:12 PM | #1198 |
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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape......well the men do
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October 17th, 2017, 05:31 PM | #1199 |
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The diplomatic relationship between the US and Saudi Arabia is marvellous because 9 out of 11 politicians can take a joke.
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October 20th, 2017, 03:19 PM | #1200 |
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