Twisted sick jokes that`ll send us ALL to hell. - Page 116

MaxJoker · July 21st, 2017, 05:04 PM

Was intending to see the World Para Athletics championships until checked ticket prices,

Talk about Crippling.

Can't wait for the next Linkin Park album ,

But then always did prefer their instrumental stuff.

While raping a woman in the park last night she suddenly screamed out "Think of my children" ,

The Kinky bitch.

MaxJoker · July 23rd, 2017, 10:33 AM

Police arrived at my neighbour Mohammed`s house for beating his wife ,

They couldn't decide whether to arrest him for domestic violence or child abuse though.

"Fucking kids are expensive," I said ,

"Is" replied my lawyer.

Can still remember all the times when my mum would tuck me in,

She really wanted a daughter.

**AmateurEmale** · July 27th, 2017, 12:40 AM

Q. What do you call two gay guys named Bob?

A. Oral Roberts.

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Q. What do you call an Irishman who wanks too much?

A. Onan O'Brien. [Not related to the Democratic late-night host, either...]

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[This one's to give Republicans equal abuse...]

Q. Why does Donald Trump talk with his hands?

A. Because he's the Imperial Wizard.

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Q. What do you call a musician who plays jazz and death metal?

A. Michael Bolt-Thrower.

MaxJoker · August 10th, 2017, 12:33 PM

Glenn Campbell died not knowing any of the words to his songs ,

So that`s something we had in common.

Went to my first KKK meeting last night and can't see why everyone thinks they're racist,

Saw at least half a dozen black guys hanging around the back.

Who`s Michael Barrymore's favourite super hero ?,

Deadpool.

**Mal Hombre** · August 10th, 2017, 08:30 PM

Harry Hill is hosting a show about the Dreyfus affair,Jew Been Framed..

MaxJoker · August 11th, 2017, 03:08 PM

My foreign exchange student family keep complaining that I eat enough for six ,

Who knew Ethiopians were so judgemental ?.

MaxJoker · August 15th, 2017, 02:55 PM

For me getting sex is as easy as getting mayonnaise out of a jar ,

Especially as in both cases I use a knife.

MaxJoker · August 18th, 2017, 01:57 PM

Millionaire Michael J Fox was arrested earlier today for shoplifting ,

I say it serves the stupid sod right for trying to steal a tambourine.

July 12th, 2017, 06:48 PM	#1152
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July 21st, 2017, 05:04 PM	#1153
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Was intending to see the World Para Athletics championships until checked ticket prices, Talk about Crippling. Can't wait for the next Linkin Park album , But then always did prefer their instrumental stuff. While raping a woman in the park last night she suddenly screamed out "Think of my children" , The Kinky bitch. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 23rd, 2017, 10:33 AM	#1154
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Police arrived at my neighbour Mohammed`s house for beating his wife , They couldn't decide whether to arrest him for domestic violence or child abuse though. "Fucking kids are expensive," I said , "Is" replied my lawyer. Can still remember all the times when my mum would tuck me in, She really wanted a daughter. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 10th, 2017, 12:33 PM	#1156
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Glenn Campbell died not knowing any of the words to his songs , So that`s something we had in common. Went to my first KKK meeting last night and can't see why everyone thinks they're racist, Saw at least half a dozen black guys hanging around the back. Who`s Michael Barrymore's favourite super hero ?, Deadpool. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 10th, 2017, 08:30 PM	#1157
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,144 Thanks: 772,791 Thanked 855,867 Times in 57,575 Posts	One for British members.. Harry Hill is hosting a show about the Dreyfus affair,Jew Been Framed.. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

July 11th, 2017, 05:02 PM	#1151
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July 27th, 2017, 12:40 AM	#1155
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Q. What do you call two gay guys named Bob? A. Oral Roberts. ----- Q. What do you call an Irishman who wanks too much? A. Onan O'Brien. [Not related to the Democratic late-night host, either...] ----- [This one's to give Republicans equal abuse...] Q. Why does Donald Trump talk with his hands? A. Because he's the Imperial Wizard. ----- Q. What do you call a musician who plays jazz and death metal? A. Michael Bolt-Thrower.

August 11th, 2017, 03:08 PM	#1158
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	My foreign exchange student family keep complaining that I eat enough for six , Who knew Ethiopians were so judgemental ?. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 15th, 2017, 02:55 PM	#1159
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	For me getting sex is as easy as getting mayonnaise out of a jar , Especially as in both cases I use a knife. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

August 18th, 2017, 01:57 PM	#1160
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Millionaire Michael J Fox was arrested earlier today for shoplifting , I say it serves the stupid sod right for trying to steal a tambourine. __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.