The corrupt a wish game

[ball7]

Wish granted and as you post your final thread, this forum closes down.

I want a one night stand with the girl of my dreams.

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by ball7

I want a one night stand with the girl of my dreams.

Granted. And a one night stand is all you get. As she walks out of your life for evermore, you, realising you will never meet her like again, or ever know such happiness and joy as you had for a few short hours, top yourself.
I wish the weird painting of dad's that none of my siblings liked so I kept it as a memento of him, turned out to be a Pablo Picasso

[ball7]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. And a one night stand is all you get. As she walks out of your life for evermore, you, realising you will never meet her like again, or ever know such happiness and joy as you had for a few short hours, top yourself.
I wish the weird painting of dad's that none of my siblings liked so I kept it as a memento of him, turned out to be a Pablo Picasso

Wish granted. It is indeed by Pablo Picasso, not the famous artist, but the famous con artist Pablo Picazzo. The painting is worthless.

I wish the Nobel peace prize would be handed out to regular people on the street.

[teaktop]

Granted and a very Noble gesture for the Nobel
And the award goes to Joe Bloggs a regular guy,,whatchyamean he gets it hes bald!,,bald guys can win it,nah regular guys have hair ,,ok you take it,nah he cant have it hes left handed ,regular guys are right handed ,hey thats not fair.I win it Im right and left handed,you cant have it your feckin thick,and ambidextrous.I win it I got hair and ambi...,what he said.You cant have it you got brown eyes ,everybody knows that the Scandis have blue eyes its the Nobel prize for jaysus sake,,,,OK OK I win it Im ambidextrous,and I got all me hair, and I got one blue eye and one brown eye how regular is that.
Piss off you're a woman......and then the World Implodes
I wish that when I was a horny young kid and the ad at the back of the Marvel Comic for X-Ray specs was real,and I could look at my best friends really hot Mom and see-through her clothes and see her knickers and when Una the babysitter called I wish I could put on dem glasses and see her arse,cos I know she wears nuthin underneath.....

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by teaktop

I wish that when I was a horny young kid and the ad at the back of the Marvel Comic for X-Ray specs was real,and I could look at my best friends really hot Mom and see-through her clothes and see her knickers and when Una the babysitter called I wish I could put on dem glasses and see her arse,cos I know she wears nuthin underneath.....

Granted. She is sitting in the kitchenette with nana teaktop and the image of nana, who apparently also goes commando under her floral nightie, will haunt you 'til your dying day.
I wish that I understood quantum physics.

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

I wish that I understood quantum physics.

All of a sudden your brain clears and it all clicks into place. You are a genius.

Trouble is you now both exist and yet don't exist...and you may even be it two places at the same time. You have some charm sometimes - but then people are put off by your strangeness...and you never know whether you are up or down.

Eventually your brain can't take it anymore and you end up a gibbering idiot, fit only to be a VEF member.

I would like alterations/repairs to my house to happen magically so that I don't have to put up with builders getting me up early, making huge amounts of noise and messing up my toilet.

[ball7]

Originally Posted by loosegoose

Granted. She is sitting in the kitchenette with nana teaktop and the image of nana, who apparently also goes commando under her floral nightie, will haunt you 'til your dying day.
I wish that I understood quantum physics.

Wish granted. As you finally understand it your head explodes.

I wish that I would be able to fuck the next poster

[bowlinggreen]

Originally Posted by ball7

Wish granted. As you finally understand it your head explodes.

I wish that I would be able to fuck the next poster

Deaf Genie grants your wish to suck on my toaster. Unfortunately for you, I left it plugged in this morning, so between the massive burns on your mouth and face and the electricity coursing through your body causing your muscles to spasm, the encounter is something less than you had hoped for. Also, I make you mop up the puddle of urine on my kitchen floor when you are done while whipping you with the toaster cord.

I wish to be on vacation in Tahiti.

[bloke57]

Originally Posted by bowlinggreen

Deaf Genie grants your wish to suck on my toaster. Unfortunately for you, I left it plugged in this morning, so between the massive burns on your mouth and face and the electricity coursing through your body causing your muscles to spasm, the encounter is something less than you had hoped for. Also, I make you mop up the puddle of urine on my kitchen floor when you are done while whipping you with the toaster cord.

I wish to be on vacation in Tahiti.

Er! That's actually quite do-able. Just save up.

But hey! No one corrupted my wish of three posts ago. Does that mean I can have my wish?

[Sir Honkers]

Originally Posted by bloke57

Er! That's actually quite do-able. Just save up.

But hey! No one corrupted my wish of three posts ago. Does that mean I can have my wish?

Indeed, no builders getting you up early, making huge amounts of noise and messing up your toilet. Instead you get Dementors, Basilisks, Ghosts, Boggarts and Acromantula.
I wish the taxman would decide I have contributed more than my fair share and give me back all the taxes I have ever paid. With interest.