WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! - Page 254

hannoc · January 26th, 2019, 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Arzach

Manos: The Hands of Fate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF03ZFt8t8w
The trailer has all the best parts.

The MST3K spoof of it was hilarious!

**cylnz** · January 26th, 2019, 08:23 PM

Probably not the worst movie, but certainly, my most hated movie:

Sleeping with the enemy

She was stupid on a scale that had me cheering for the husband within 15 minutes of start.

She faked her drowning only to go back home and leave her wedding ring in the toilet? Really? Even my wife sitting next to me was appalled. Then the retarded subplots taken from any dime store crapmance ending with the horrendously stupid kitchen arranging scene but he cant be here foolishness.

Oh yeah, spoilers. (Warning at end to save you from seeing this whale turd of a film).

Sadly, I sat thru this in a first run theatre with my (now) ex-wife when it first came out, so at the time the story was supposedly current, unlike so many films we return to today that now suck but were classics in their day. Sleeping with the enemy just sucked. it blew. it heaved. it hurled. it spewed.

**Reclaimedwg** · January 26th, 2019, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by cylnzz

Sleeping with the enemy just sucked. it blew. it heaved. it hurled. it spewed.

Let me correct you there if you would let me.

I think you meant to say:

Sleeping With the Enemy (1991) and everything else that Julia Roberts made after Pretty Woman (1990) that she had a main actress starring role in just sucked, maybe for the exception of Erin Brockovich (2000). it blew. it heaved. it hurled. it spewed.

**johnbear** · January 27th, 2019, 12:40 AM

Just love anything Jennifer Lawrence normally signs up for but this was a mistake totally boring movie for me kept at it but couldn't finish the 2 hours.
Was bitterly disappointed Jennifer is a hollywood A Lister but this was below par
she still rates highly for me but in other films.

**jomama** · January 27th, 2019, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Katiedog

As good as it looked (and it looked great) The plot and characters were absolutely fucking stupid. A crew member is convulsing with an alien infection so you go over to hug him? Complete utter crap.

I felt sorry for the alien creatures in Alien Covenant for having to be seen in this outhouse of a film

blade101 · January 27th, 2019, 08:12 PM

I remember watching a movie with 1 IMDb rating but can't recall its name. I was just curious what is in it that makes it so baaaad!

**neo2008** · January 28th, 2019, 12:14 PM

SERENITY

Mr.McConaughey your new movie is not alright,alright,alright !!!!

PRAISE: The movie starts off well enough.Sometimes up and sometimes down fishermen Baker Dill(Matthew McConaughey) and his off and on again fishing partner
Duke (Djimon Hounsou),take people out on big catch fishing expeditions.There's the sultry Constance (Diane Lane),who Dill hits the sheets with for cash.Then his ex Karen Zariakas (Anne Hathaway)walks back into his life with femme fatale swagger and complications ,and is now married to the rich,smug, and nasty Frank (Jason Clarke).
The cast really gives it their all and there is enough in the first half to hold my interest.
After awhile i said to myself well this is basically like the 20 Lifetime movies i have been forced to watch over the years but hey lets see how they execute this it might be basic but interesting....then the reveals came and i wasnt ready.

PROBLEMS:
The twist was lukewarm to me and it's funny i thought they had given it away in recent TV ads for the movie but boy was i wrong.The execution is long and drawn out.To talky with lame symbolism and weirdly shot scenes.Then i realized how much more was meaningless really everything was and it actually made me laugh.The conclusion was so obnoxious i sat up in my seat,looked at the floor and laughed some more.
In fact when i really think about it the conclusion is kind of creepy.

I know this will end up on a lot of the worst of 2019 lists.I suggest you rent this or watch it when it hits cable and have a few drinks while doing so

Scale of 1-10 a 3½

**sledge** · February 10th, 2019, 10:15 AM

Sanctum at WIKIPEDIA

Rarely watched such an BULLSHIT

Alice Parkinson is nice

**scoundrel** · February 10th, 2019, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sledge

The Dark Tower at WIKIPEDIA

not that worst i've ever seen, but a big disappointment for every Stephen King-Reader, Fan, maybe for Stephen King himself

I watched IT and liked it, but this Tower-Movie never should happened

I can think of very few Stephen King film or TV adaptations which are any good. Although I rate The Shining highly as a horror film, I think the best film I have seen of a Stephen King story is Stand By Me (1986) - based on King's novella The Body.

That film benefits from very strong acting performances by the adolescent cast, most especially the tremendously talented and tragically ill-starred River Phoenix as a teenaged boy whose dreams are so modest that it is wretched and pathetic that such unselfish and reasonable ambitions should seem so hard to gain.

One other King story has been made into a reasonable TV series - The Stand. That series also included some pretty good actors, including a youngish Gary Sinese as Stuart Redman, who emerges as a leader in the post-plague apocalypse world; Molly Ringwald; and Rob Lowe in an excellent turn as a deaf-mute character called Nick Andros who also turns out to be an important group leader among the survivors.

The common denominators are a decent script and decent players. Most Stephen King film adaptations have neither of these.

etienne54 · February 10th, 2019, 02:16 PM

Problem Child
Loneliest Planet
Bugsy Malone
All were unfathomably bad, for different reasons

January 26th, 2019, 08:23 PM	#2532
cylnz Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 3,140 Thanks: 26,068 Thanked 39,691 Times in 3,122 Posts	Probably not the worst movie, but certainly, my most hated movie: Sleeping with the enemy She was stupid on a scale that had me cheering for the husband within 15 minutes of start. She faked her drowning only to go back home and leave her wedding ring in the toilet? Really? Even my wife sitting next to me was appalled. Then the retarded subplots taken from any dime store crapmance ending with the horrendously stupid kitchen arranging scene but he cant be here foolishness. Oh yeah, spoilers. (Warning at end to save you from seeing this whale turd of a film). Sadly, I sat thru this in a first run theatre with my (now) ex-wife when it first came out, so at the time the story was supposedly current, unlike so many films we return to today that now suck but were classics in their day. Sleeping with the enemy just sucked. it blew. it heaved. it hurled. it spewed. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. "How'd you like the my foot in your ass experience"

January 27th, 2019, 12:40 AM	#2534
johnbear Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Playing Golf with Paige Posts: 88,262 Thanks: 168,677 Thanked 1,756,061 Times in 92,022 Posts	Mother (2017). Just love anything Jennifer Lawrence normally signs up for but this was a mistake totally boring movie for me kept at it but couldn't finish the 2 hours. Was bitterly disappointed Jennifer is a hollywood A Lister but this was below par she still rates highly for me but in other films. __________________ Johnbear Give's Credit to Original Posters. Still Re-Up Dead Images When Found.

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sledge Vintage Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Germany (Saxony) Posts: 1,211 Thanks: 9,179 Thanked 14,043 Times in 1,158 Posts	Sanctum (2011) Sanctum at WIKIPEDIA Rarely watched such an BULLSHIT Alice Parkinson is nice Last edited by sledge; January 11th, 2020 at 07:17 PM.. Reason: new link

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January 27th, 2019, 08:12 PM	#2536
blade101 Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Posts: 42 Thanks: 129 Thanked 308 Times in 38 Posts	I remember watching a movie with 1 IMDb rating but can't recall its name. I was just curious what is in it that makes it so baaaad!

January 28th, 2019, 12:14 PM	#2537
neo2008 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 4,100 Thanks: 50,502 Thanked 151,242 Times in 4,387 Posts	SERENITY Mr.McConaughey your new movie is not alright,alright,alright !!!! PRAISE: The movie starts off well enough.Sometimes up and sometimes down fishermen Baker Dill(Matthew McConaughey) and his off and on again fishing partner Duke (Djimon Hounsou),take people out on big catch fishing expeditions.There's the sultry Constance (Diane Lane),who Dill hits the sheets with for cash.Then his ex Karen Zariakas (Anne Hathaway)walks back into his life with femme fatale swagger and complications ,and is now married to the rich,smug, and nasty Frank (Jason Clarke). The cast really gives it their all and there is enough in the first half to hold my interest. After awhile i said to myself well this is basically like the 20 Lifetime movies i have been forced to watch over the years but hey lets see how they execute this it might be basic but interesting....then the reveals came and i wasnt ready. PROBLEMS: The twist was lukewarm to me and it's funny i thought they had given it away in recent TV ads for the movie but boy was i wrong.The execution is long and drawn out.To talky with lame symbolism and weirdly shot scenes.Then i realized how much more was meaningless really everything was and it actually made me laugh.The conclusion was so obnoxious i sat up in my seat,looked at the floor and laughed some more. In fact when i really think about it the conclusion is kind of creepy. I know this will end up on a lot of the worst of 2019 lists.I suggest you rent this or watch it when it hits cable and have a few drinks while doing so Scale of 1-10 a 3½

February 10th, 2019, 02:16 PM	#2540
etienne54 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Posts: 1 Thanks: 0 Thanked 9 Times in 1 Post	Problem Child Loneliest Planet Bugsy Malone All were unfathomably bad, for different reasons