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**bloke57** · December 6th, 2016, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

Too small

Didgeridoo's are more fun

I'm hoping they can be re-designated and didgeri-bloody-don'ts.

**bloke57** · December 6th, 2016, 08:48 PM

Only 68,847!

Disappointing.

Must try harder.

**trailmaster** · December 6th, 2016, 09:28 PM

A 20 year old vcr, a 25 year old analog t.v. and a new dvd player were all on and a t.v. show was playing through the dvd player. Then all of a sudden all three remotes fell off the table onto the floor and the t.v. picture went off and all their was on the screen was static. The dvd remote says. Ok, which one of you did this? All 3 remotes shook their heads. The dvd player says, ok I will push all my buttons and see if the picture will come on. It did not, then the t.v. remote did the same, again no picture. Then the vcr remote chirps in. I know what it is. When I fell to the floor one button was pushed. This one button hitting the floor caused all this commotion. The other two remotes say: what , what did it. The vcr remote says: Has it been so long, you other guys should have known. It is the line in button. Remember. Line in, line in. The line in button was pushed and the t.v. picture came on again. Oh! What a relief all the remotes gasped! So now we know for next time. Line in, not number, line in!!!

**cuzzyman927** · December 6th, 2016, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Too small

That's the ladies model -- the boomerette.

**BCFC_1982** · December 7th, 2016, 06:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Estreeter

But if that job ever pops up, apply within

You'd be starting at the bottom, but guess everyone has to start somewhere right? Rear your head up every now and again.....

Taxi for BCFC please.....

**andw** · December 9th, 2016, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by trailmaster

...The she-male thread, Bj's and xxx anal sex photos and videos...

ahem...I mod all of those threads...and you're right, "Bj's" are disgusting.

MaxJoker · December 9th, 2016, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Yes that`s right

The handle bars came away from my bike

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glen Quagmire

I would love to hear the story behind that.

Tried riding side saddle , butt failed to successfully get my leg over

Story of my life

**BCFC_1982** · December 9th, 2016, 01:10 PM

please please please can someone replace max' avatar moustache with that dildo?

**Gladys Allova** · December 9th, 2016, 01:27 PM

What !?

Something like this

I don't think it's possible (or advisable)

**cuzzyman927** · December 9th, 2016, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MaxJoker

Tried riding side saddle , butt failed to successfully get my leg over

Story of my life

Try using a girl's bike, they have no center bar are easier to get on and off.

I never understood why the girl's bike has no center bar. It should be the opposite, boys have more to scrunch and damage on the center bar if their foot slips off the pedals!

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bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Popped up Only 68,847! Disappointing. Must try harder.

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Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,741 Times in 4,990 Posts	sorry Max, y'know I can't resist a polite request & he did say please a lot What !? Something like this I don't think it's possible (or advisable) __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

December 6th, 2016, 09:28 PM	#3303
trailmaster Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: Chicago, Illinois, USA Posts: 59,905 Thanks: 1,329,115 Thanked 707,298 Times in 60,079 Posts	A 20 year old vcr, a 25 year old analog t.v. and a new dvd player were all on and a t.v. show was playing through the dvd player. Then all of a sudden all three remotes fell off the table onto the floor and the t.v. picture went off and all their was on the screen was static. The dvd remote says. Ok, which one of you did this? All 3 remotes shook their heads. The dvd player says, ok I will push all my buttons and see if the picture will come on. It did not, then the t.v. remote did the same, again no picture. Then the vcr remote chirps in. I know what it is. When I fell to the floor one button was pushed. This one button hitting the floor caused all this commotion. The other two remotes say: what , what did it. The vcr remote says: Has it been so long, you other guys should have known. It is the line in button. Remember. Line in, line in. The line in button was pushed and the t.v. picture came on again. Oh! What a relief all the remotes gasped! So now we know for next time. Line in, not number, line in!!!