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October 6th, 2017, 02:13 PM	#2481
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4218 Orgy?!! I thought you said Org.

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October 6th, 2017, 08:31 PM	#2482
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October 7th, 2017, 10:32 AM	#2483
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4220 You want me to put my dingling into your fairyhole?? NO WAY

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October 8th, 2017, 07:29 AM	#2484
ButteredUp Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 296 Thanks: 6,382 Thanked 4,125 Times in 298 Posts	"I'm gonna fuck your ass like a piece of pussy"

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October 11th, 2017, 11:01 AM	#2485
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	4222 What am I counting I'm counting sheep, doesn't everybody when they're bored and want to sleep __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 16th, 2017, 12:04 AM	#2486
steamjon Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 6,188 Thanked 22,391 Times in 1,260 Posts	4223 Oh sugar. It looks like I mistook the blue smarties for Viagra

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October 20th, 2017, 03:30 PM	#2487
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	4224 It's true, the way to a mans heart is through his stomach ... so prove yourself and get in the kitchen __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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October 20th, 2017, 04:20 PM	#2488
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October 20th, 2017, 05:56 PM	#2489
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,980 Times in 15,730 Posts	4226 Heeeerrreee's JOhnnnnyyy ** Sorry, It appears he's a bit shy tonight

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October 21st, 2017, 08:47 AM	#2490
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	4227 You're asking was it good for me too ??? I'll let you know when I figure out what you were trying to achieve. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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