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Old May 15th, 2017, 11:38 PM   #3271
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"Cuntswayla! You stick the fingers in for the grand finale, not when warming up! The instrument isn't quite ready! Or am I going to have to show you again?... But not right now..."
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Despite all the recent self-inflicted damage to their customer relations, the airlines can still manage an occasional chuckle
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But dude! You shave your face don'tcha?



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