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Old 07-13-2017, 04:32 PM   #3171
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They said this car was hot, but this is ridiculous...
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Old 07-13-2017, 07:05 PM   #3172
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Arthur Daley '' What did i tell you Terry about buying dodgy motors from other car salesman. ''
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Old 07-13-2017, 10:37 PM   #3174
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Boris wasn't expecting this when he bought Viagra on the black market.
All his life people have been calling Boris a cock head -- well lo and behold it finally came to be!
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Wanna learn to ride? Just have a seat on this here trainer bike
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After he went bald, the monster just couldn't scare people anymore
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Be sure to do a good job and that my sideburns are even because Dr Frankenstein is creating a bride for me tonight and I want to look my best!
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