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Old 06-07-2017, 12:20 AM   #3111
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Sweet baby Jesus!!!!! She just may be my soulmate!
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Old 06-07-2017, 10:01 AM   #3112
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Courtney smiled at the incoming ball. She had had plenty of practice whacking balls, so it wasn't going to be that different when it came to tennis balls.



On a side note, I do think tennis outfits flatter most women. I mean look at her!

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So cute: One of the brave boys on this bomber had a girlfriend who had a small pet burro!



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Old 06-11-2017, 10:31 PM   #3114
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Not sure if fashion model or hooker....those legs



Aaaand I've just noticed she's not wearing a skirt and we can just about see the top of her left stocking. *ahem* *ahem*

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Lois managed to hide 2 sausages "elsewhere" to shoplift but going for a third? Showing off plain and simple.
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Lois managed to hide 2 sausages "elsewhere" to shoplift but going for a third? Showing off plain and simple.
In addition to the sausages she is also trying to amke off with a couple of melons!
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Aaaand I've just noticed she's not wearing a skirt and we can just about see the top of her left stocking. *ahem* *ahem*
I think she is one of those "flasher" models that just wears coat and stockings, so no panties. We must all search the internet for more pictures.
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