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Old 06-02-2017, 10:50 PM   #3101
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Old 06-04-2017, 09:54 PM   #3102
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Von...we need to talk about your drinking.
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While strolling around the Mall in DC, Eric decided to show off his monumental prick



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Wait a minute...where's mine?
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Von...we need to talk about your drinking.
What a bitch!cant a man have a moments peace
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Old 06-06-2017, 10:49 AM   #3107
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Sandy and Chris opted for the el cheapo breast augmentation procedure.
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In this day and age some women are not always what they appear,
so with the aid of his hospital equipment Von's not taking any chances!

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