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Old July 9th, 2017, 11:12 PM   #1001
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What if I sent my ashes into space and the rocket blew up. Would I be entitled to a refund?
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What if I sent my ashes into space and the rocket blew up. Would I be entitled to a refund?
Then they would have been scattered...over quite a wide space....depending on the size of the bang.....perhaps it would pay to specify 'OUTER space'....
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At our town's cemetery some folks like to remember a loved one by sponsoring a bench with a plaque on it dedicated to their memory.
A worthy thing
One of these plaques references a lady who lived in a village near Bristol for some years and the name of the village always cracks me up.
Old Sodbury.
I always read it as OLD SODbury
A fitting epitaph for me
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I was born in Sodbury. Not interesting, but true. It's written in my passport as place of birth, and I did once have a US border agent ask me if it was a real place, to which I had to respond, "Err.....................yeah."
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At our town's cemetery some folks like to remember a loved one by sponsoring a bench with a plaque on it dedicated to their memory.
In my town we like to put brass plaques on homeless people in memory of all the dead benches.
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In my town we like to put brass plaques on homeless people in memory of all the dead benches.
Are they nailed, screwed or merely stuck on.......?
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