Quotations, Fav Movie Lines, and so on and so forth etc - Page 388

**mizlaplan** · January 30th, 2016, 10:48 PM

Dark Star quotes:

Doolittle: Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up.

[Doolittle convinces the bomb not to explode]
Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me?
Bomb #20: Of course.
Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts?
Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions.
Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist.
Doolittle: But how do you know you exist?
Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious.
Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist?
Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am.
Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists?
Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun.

Doolittle: Bomb, this is Lt. Doolittle. You are *not* to detonate in the bomb bay. I repeat, you are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay!

**DTravel** · January 31st, 2016, 02:59 AM

Saw this in a business' window today: "I remember when I knew more than my phone."

**frakacylon** · January 31st, 2016, 03:06 PM

Grrrrrrrrrurrrrrrrrrooooooohhhhhurrrrrrr!!!! - Chewbacka when **** dies in the new star wars

MaxJoker · January 31st, 2016, 07:33 PM

Every faculty I posses can be used as an instrument with which to worry myself

~ Mark Rutherford

It`s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line

~ Oscar Levant

Well there`s some good news and there`s some bad news

~ Det Sgt Lloyd Hopkins

**tsunamiSD** · January 31st, 2016, 09:55 PM

**Grey Wolf** · January 31st, 2016, 11:49 PM

The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you.

A day that I don't learn something new is a wasted day.

There's a sadness to all kinds of music if you want to hear it. There's also happiness to it if you want to hear it.

I'm self-taught. But I finally learned that they was having little shows or night dances or whatever you call them at little juke joints not far from where I lived, and I used to go there. They wouldn't let me play inside, but I could sit outside on the weekends, when it wasn't raining or something.

It seems like I always had to work harder than other people. Those nights when everybody else is asleep, and you sit in your room trying to play scales.

Playing the guitar is like telling the truth - you never have to worry about repeating the same [lie] if you told the truth. You don't have to pretend, or cover up. If someone asks you again, you don't have to think about it or worry about it because there it is. It's you.

God made Blues right after he made woman.

I look at an audience kind of like meeting my in-laws for the first time. You want to be yourself, but you still want to be somebody that they like. When I go on the stage each night, I try my best to outguess my audience.

I wanted to connect my guitar to human emotions.

We are here because there are things that need our help. Like the planet. Like each other. Like animals. The world is like a garden, and we are its protectors.

I don't like anybody to be angry with me. I'd rather have friends.

It just seemed to me that the way I played was nice. I could hear it myself.

I remember Elvis as a young man hanging around the Sun Studios. Even then, I knew this kid had a tremendous talent. He was a dynamic young boy. His phraseology, his way of looking at a song, was as unique as Sinatra's. I was a tremendous fan, and had Elvis lived, there would have been no end to his inventiveness.

When I do eventually drop, I pray to God that it will happen in one of three ways. Firstly, on stage or leaving the stage, then secondly in my sleep. And the third way? You'll have to figure that out for yourself!

The blues was bleeding the same blood as me.

I don't do much recording anymore, but before I really stopped, I was glad to get five, five cent a record. That's why when I see people today and they complain about what they get, and I picked cotton for $2.50 a day.

The blues are three L's - living , loving and hopefully, laughing.

You only live but once, and when your died your done, so let the good times roll.

Sometimes the proprietors of the little juke joints gave me a couple dollars. I loved that. I'd go back next Saturday.

I've put up with more humiliation than I care to remember.

Nobody loves me but my mother, And she could be jivin' too.

I don't think it's meant for man to know everything at once.

I think Ive done the best I could have done. But I keep wanting to play better, go further. There are so many sounds I still want to make, so many things I havent yet done. When I was younger I thought maybe Id reached that peak. But Im 86 now, and if I make it through to next month, Ill be 87. And now I know it can never be perfect, it can never be exactly what it should be, so you got to keep going further, getting better.

Growing up, I was taught that a man has to defend his family. When the wolf is trying to get in, you gotta stand in the doorway.

IronHerder · February 1st, 2016, 02:36 PM

These are a few of my favourite quotes.

If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks.

Stevenson, Adlai A Free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular

Stewart, Potter Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself

Tagore, Rabindranath It’s simple to be happy, but difficult to be simple

Lord Tennyson, Alfred Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all

Unknown Tis better to have loved and lost than marry a woman you can’t defrost

Thatcher, Dame Margaret You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it

Thoreau, Henry David If you are approached with the intent of doing you good, run for your life

Tolstoi, Leo Everyone thinks of changing the world, but not of changing himself

Tomlin, Lily We’re all in this alone

Truman, Harry S. The Only new thing in this world is the history that you don’t know

MaxJoker · February 1st, 2016, 04:18 PM

Try not to worry, take each day just one anxiety attack at a time

~ Tom Wilson

A question that sometimes drives me hazy , am I or are the others crazy ?

~ Albert Einstein

Is she right ?

~ Professor Terguson

lavinius · February 1st, 2016, 06:53 PM

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

**sandhunter** · February 1st, 2016, 09:15 PM

I`d be a vegetarian
If bacon grew on trees
great words of wisdom by Homer Simpson

January 30th, 2016, 10:48 PM	#3871
mizlaplan Good show! Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: The Marches Posts: 2,526 Thanks: 102,981 Thanked 31,897 Times in 2,528 Posts	Dark Star quotes: Doolittle: Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap, just give me something I can blow up. [Doolittle convinces the bomb not to explode] Doolittle: Hello, Bomb? Are you with me? Bomb #20: Of course. Doolittle: Are you willing to entertain a few concepts? Bomb #20: I am always receptive to suggestions. Doolittle: Fine. Think about this then. How do you know you exist? Bomb #20: Well, of course I exist. Doolittle: But how do you know you exist? Bomb #20: It is intuitively obvious. Doolittle: Intuition is no proof. What concrete evidence do you have that you exist? Bomb #20: Hmmmm... well... I think, therefore I am. Doolittle: That's good. That's very good. But how do you know that anything else exists? Bomb #20: My sensory apparatus reveals it to me. This is fun. Doolittle: Bomb, this is Lt. Doolittle. You are not to detonate in the bomb bay. I repeat, you are NOT to detonate in the bomb bay! __________________ motley crew though they were, they were all happily united in the roisterous, bawdy camaraderie of lust.

January 31st, 2016, 02:59 AM	#3872
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,784 Thanks: 10,476 Thanked 207,176 Times in 23,694 Posts	Saw this in a business' window today: "I remember when I knew more than my phone." __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

January 31st, 2016, 07:33 PM	#3874
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Every faculty I posses can be used as an instrument with which to worry myself ~ Mark Rutherford It`s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line ~ Oscar Levant Well there`s some good news and there`s some bad news ~ Det Sgt Lloyd Hopkins __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

January 31st, 2016, 09:55 PM	#3875
tsunamiSD Veteran Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 52,996 Thanks: 632,849 Thanked 639,982 Times in 53,078 Posts	This guy isn't only a comedian... Last edited by tsunamiSD; June 24th, 2017 at 10:27 PM..

January 31st, 2016, 11:49 PM	#3876
Grey Wolf Rat Catcher Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,944 Thanks: 360,265 Thanked 481,923 Times in 19,976 Posts	BB King The beautiful thing about learning is nobody can take it away from you. A day that I don't learn something new is a wasted day. There's a sadness to all kinds of music if you want to hear it. There's also happiness to it if you want to hear it. I'm self-taught. But I finally learned that they was having little shows or night dances or whatever you call them at little juke joints not far from where I lived, and I used to go there. They wouldn't let me play inside, but I could sit outside on the weekends, when it wasn't raining or something. It seems like I always had to work harder than other people. Those nights when everybody else is asleep, and you sit in your room trying to play scales. Playing the guitar is like telling the truth - you never have to worry about repeating the same [lie] if you told the truth. You don't have to pretend, or cover up. If someone asks you again, you don't have to think about it or worry about it because there it is. It's you. God made Blues right after he made woman. I look at an audience kind of like meeting my in-laws for the first time. You want to be yourself, but you still want to be somebody that they like. When I go on the stage each night, I try my best to outguess my audience. I wanted to connect my guitar to human emotions. We are here because there are things that need our help. Like the planet. Like each other. Like animals. The world is like a garden, and we are its protectors. I don't like anybody to be angry with me. I'd rather have friends. It just seemed to me that the way I played was nice. I could hear it myself. I remember Elvis as a young man hanging around the Sun Studios. Even then, I knew this kid had a tremendous talent. He was a dynamic young boy. His phraseology, his way of looking at a song, was as unique as Sinatra's. I was a tremendous fan, and had Elvis lived, there would have been no end to his inventiveness. When I do eventually drop, I pray to God that it will happen in one of three ways. Firstly, on stage or leaving the stage, then secondly in my sleep. And the third way? You'll have to figure that out for yourself! The blues was bleeding the same blood as me. I don't do much recording anymore, but before I really stopped, I was glad to get five, five cent a record. That's why when I see people today and they complain about what they get, and I picked cotton for $2.50 a day. The blues are three L's - living , loving and hopefully, laughing. You only live but once, and when your died your done, so let the good times roll. Sometimes the proprietors of the little juke joints gave me a couple dollars. I loved that. I'd go back next Saturday. I've put up with more humiliation than I care to remember. Nobody loves me but my mother, And she could be jivin' too. I don't think it's meant for man to know everything at once. I think Ive done the best I could have done. But I keep wanting to play better, go further. There are so many sounds I still want to make, so many things I havent yet done. When I was younger I thought maybe Id reached that peak. But Im 86 now, and if I make it through to next month, Ill be 87. And now I know it can never be perfect, it can never be exactly what it should be, so you got to keep going further, getting better. Growing up, I was taught that a man has to defend his family. When the wolf is trying to get in, you gotta stand in the doorway.

January 31st, 2016, 03:06 PM	#3873
frakacylon Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2016 Location: Galactica brig Posts: 576 Thanks: 3,263 Thanked 12,947 Times in 591 Posts	Grrrrrrrrrurrrrrrrrrooooooohhhhhurrrrrrr!!!! - Chewbacka when **** dies in the new star wars

February 1st, 2016, 02:36 PM	#3877
IronHerder Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Fly Over State, USA Posts: 131 Thanks: 5,115 Thanked 2,923 Times in 131 Posts	These are a few of my favourite quotes These are a few of my favourite quotes. If an attribution or a quote needs correction, please let me know. Thanks. Stevenson, Adlai A Free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular Stewart, Potter Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself Tagore, Rabindranath It’s simple to be happy, but difficult to be simple Lord Tennyson, Alfred Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all Unknown Tis better to have loved and lost than marry a woman you can’t defrost Thatcher, Dame Margaret You may have to fight a battle more than once to win it Thoreau, Henry David If you are approached with the intent of doing you good, run for your life Tolstoi, Leo Everyone thinks of changing the world, but not of changing himself Tomlin, Lily We’re all in this alone Truman, Harry S. The Only new thing in this world is the history that you don’t know __________________ "Never willfully ignore beauty, because we have a moral and religious obligation to appreciate God's creation" (copyright 2011, IronHerder)

February 1st, 2016, 04:18 PM	#3878
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	Try not to worry, take each day just one anxiety attack at a time ~ Tom Wilson A question that sometimes drives me hazy , am I or are the others crazy ? ~ Albert Einstein Is she right ? ~ Professor Terguson __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 1st, 2016, 06:53 PM	#3879
lavinius Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 5 Thanks: 4,352 Thanked 56 Times in 4 Posts	one i like My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

February 1st, 2016, 09:15 PM	#3880
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,295 Times in 13,886 Posts	I`d be a vegetarian If bacon grew on trees great words of wisdom by Homer Simpson

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