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February 6th, 2018, 06:17 PM | #2211 |
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Blue Arsed Fly is related to Jeff Goldblum. Go figure.
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February 6th, 2018, 07:47 PM | #2212 |
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When Sandhunter was ten, he stole his first car.
Now at the age of 40, he has a impressive record of 45.000.000 counts of Grand Theft. |
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February 7th, 2018, 12:49 AM | #2213 |
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palo5 becomes aroused and masturbates while reading back issues of Fortune magazine.
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February 7th, 2018, 07:21 AM | #2214 |
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MAxjoker is the little voice in Donald Trump's head.
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February 7th, 2018, 12:35 PM | #2215 |
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Ball7 is a professional sleeper: he sleeps for people who have insomnia; he gets paid by the hour and earns extra on weekends and holidays.
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February 7th, 2018, 03:24 PM | #2216 |
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When Bloke57 took Canadian language lessons, he met Pamela Anderson. They dated, and before long, Pam was giving him a tit-fuck. But he was too vigorous and one of her boobs melted from the friction. She sends him hate-mail ever since
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February 7th, 2018, 06:09 PM | #2217 |
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According to Mr.Skin there is a sextape of Hilary Clinton and Jokerman.
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February 7th, 2018, 07:21 PM | #2218 |
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Trailmaster has been crowned "Ladyboy of the year" by Ding & Dong Magazine
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February 7th, 2018, 08:32 PM | #2219 |
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How the fcuk did he find that.
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February 7th, 2018, 08:35 PM | #2220 |
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