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November 17th, 2017, 03:12 PM

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tygrkhat40 is an avid collector of Kenny G recordings

Moreover, he invited Kenny to his house so that he could practice his "embouchure" in a most surprisingly unorthodox way.

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November 17th, 2017, 03:24 PM	#1282
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	Bloke propose to his girlfriend by first handcuffing her to the bed and then get down on one knee

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November 17th, 2017, 03:39 PM	#1283
sandhunter Super Draconian Sandhunter Join Date: May 2013 Location: Sonoran Desert Posts: 13,979 Thanks: 208,917 Thanked 261,308 Times in 13,886 Posts	Bloke57 has twice plagiarized William Shakespeare in posts here

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November 17th, 2017, 03:46 PM	#1284
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,736 Times in 60,308 Posts	ball7 helps elderly ladies cross a street but steals their purses while doing it __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 17th, 2017, 03:52 PM	#1285
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November 17th, 2017, 04:28 PM	#1286
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	On Tuesdays you can see Wendigo at the Sahara Hotel in his one man drag show "Tiny Lily"

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November 17th, 2017, 04:30 PM	#1287
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welderman exists in all three aggregate states.

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November 17th, 2017, 08:30 PM	#1290
ball7 Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: MIA Posts: 15,690 Thanks: 66,280 Thanked 209,976 Times in 15,730 Posts	spEffects likes to borrow his wife's bra and panties. She thinks he is a drag queen. The truth is he likes seeing his mistress wearing them.

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