WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER !

MaxJoker · February 19th, 2009, 11:46 AM

Now if you`re like me (Not that i`d ever want to wish that on you) then you have seen more than your fair share of utter cinematic crap , some of which you watched because of great reviews only to be left open mouthed and fuming come the end (Or even in some cases a few minutes into it).

So why not share your experience and painfully earned wisdom here , for one thing you might get commiseration from members who`ve survived the same film and at the very least it`ll help us know what to avoid , plus it might be good for a laugh and god knows we can always do with more of that

Guess i`ll have to go first, and as such i`ll go with the last shitty film i saw .Which was yesterday and called Dark Corners , it cost me three pounds from now defunct Zavvi and stars Thora Birch an actress i really like. Only she seemed to hate being in the thing as much as i hated watching it , no surprise really because none of it made ANY sense and contained so many unexplained and pointless plots that at one stage i considered tearing my burning brain out and sticking it in the freezer !.

It also had the single most confusing ending ever , which i won`t spoil for anyone by describing here , mainly as i still don`t know what the hell it was all about ???.

Yet the worst thing about the DVD was the extra behind the scenes bit where we were treated to a masterclass in blind optimisum and sheer arrogance by director Ray Gower , who during his 20 minutes of talking to camera not only compares himself and his style to Lynch and Cronenberg, but says he`s a combination of them both !

" Avoid at ALL costs "

" But suitable as a gift for someone you hate "

**billybunter** · February 19th, 2009, 11:51 AM

The Matrix, I know it was very popular, I thought it was shite.

MaxJoker · February 19th, 2009, 12:09 PM

That`s the spirit billybunter and in respect of The Matrix i have to agree ,i think it was mainly successful due to the , at the time , groundbreaking effects . But take those few moments out and it was overhyped rubbish that caught the makers totally unawares which is why they then rushed two sequels out each more stupid and rotten than before.

Anyway Keanu Reeves is so emotionless in those and every film i think they should always have a doctor in each one of his scenes , so that every couple of minutes he can take the dudes pulse then give the thumbs up to the audience just so we know the stars still alive !

MaxJoker · February 19th, 2009, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bovon

I think 'overrated' rather than the 'worst' would be a better adjective in this case, and it applies to 'The Di Vinci Code'. I know of no-one who actually admits to seeing it at the local Flix. I only saw it recently on DVD, and the rushed narrative and appalling sound quality were beyond belief, given the money that must have been spent on it, and the attendant publicity campaign. Quite awful.

We`ll have to agree to disagree on the term , either that or say "Worst" can encompass all possible negative parameters , which is what i was going for anyway

Oh and the code was very underrated , especially as an aid to curing insomnia ,also it was quite a bone of contention for me when award time came around.Why even now i still can`t believe Hanks hair wasn`t up for the best effect Oscar ?

**TCO95** · February 20th, 2009, 04:25 PM

I've seen plenty of bad flicks but Dune out reeks them all.

**scoundrel** · February 20th, 2009, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TCO95

I've seen plenty of bad flicks but Dune out reeks them all.

Oh My God! Merciful amnesia had intervened and I forgotten Dune (pronounced Doon if my quailling memory banks serve). Dune really does deserve an honourable mention. In the Oxford English Dictionary, the word SHITE has a footnote: ''See also Dune, film by David Lynch. Definitive example''. But Moulin Rouge, MI2 and Top Gun are still my worst of the worst.

**sydney1** · February 20th, 2009, 08:20 PM

I wasted two hours of my life the other night, Ms Sidney was on a late shift and I (foolishly) started to watch Mission Impossible3.
The only redeeming quality was watching Titch Cruise been tortured, not as long as I was hoping for; but we can't have everything.

**captpike** · February 20th, 2009, 09:43 PM

For me it was Me, Myself & Irene took my woman both left thinking why didn't we stay home. Worst remake Star Wars IV reedit was not worth the money I paid to see it. Worst DVD rental Solaris with George Clooney rented for five days tried to watch 3 times fell asleep all 3 times never saw the hole movie

edgarcasey · February 21st, 2009, 12:52 AM

For me it was Grindhouse hands down. To this day, I cannot believe I sat through all three hours of that complete and utter crap. My God!! What a tremendous waste of time and money. Unbelievable. And what was that incredibly overrated thing he made with John Travolta? Gratuitous over-the-top violence - no substance whatsoever. I guess some guys are into that. I'm not. I will never see one of his movies ever again. In conclusion, I believe that Quentin Tarantino blows dead water buffalo dick. Thank you very much.

**BustyWomenLovr** · February 21st, 2009, 03:09 AM

The Cell - c 2000 - w Jennifer Lopez
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/
Absolutely the worst piece of trash ever laid to celluloid.
My friends all went because one wanted to see it for his birthday.
He is no longer allowed to pick movies ever again, even if he is crowned King of Australia.

February 19th, 2009, 11:46 AM	#1
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	WORST films you`ve ever seen EVER ! Now if you`re like me (Not that i`d ever want to wish that on you) then you have seen more than your fair share of utter cinematic crap , some of which you watched because of great reviews only to be left open mouthed and fuming come the end (Or even in some cases a few minutes into it). So why not share your experience and painfully earned wisdom here , for one thing you might get commiseration from members who`ve survived the same film and at the very least it`ll help us know what to avoid , plus it might be good for a laugh and god knows we can always do with more of that Guess i`ll have to go first, and as such i`ll go with the last shitty film i saw .Which was yesterday and called Dark Corners , it cost me three pounds from now defunct Zavvi and stars Thora Birch an actress i really like. Only she seemed to hate being in the thing as much as i hated watching it , no surprise really because none of it made ANY sense and contained so many unexplained and pointless plots that at one stage i considered tearing my burning brain out and sticking it in the freezer !. It also had the single most confusing ending ever , which i won`t spoil for anyone by describing here , mainly as i still don`t know what the hell it was all about ???. Yet the worst thing about the DVD was the extra behind the scenes bit where we were treated to a masterclass in blind optimisum and sheer arrogance by director Ray Gower , who during his 20 minutes of talking to camera not only compares himself and his style to Lynch and Cronenberg, but says he`s a combination of them both ! " Avoid at ALL costs " " But suitable as a gift for someone you hate " __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by MaxJoker; May 31st, 2009 at 01:25 AM.. Reason: Amended title yet again

February 19th, 2009, 12:09 PM	#3
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,434 Times in 69,067 Posts	That`s the spirit billybunter and in respect of The Matrix i have to agree ,i think it was mainly successful due to the , at the time , groundbreaking effects . But take those few moments out and it was overhyped rubbish that caught the makers totally unawares which is why they then rushed two sequels out each more stupid and rotten than before. Anyway Keanu Reeves is so emotionless in those and every film i think they should always have a doctor in each one of his scenes , so that every couple of minutes he can take the dudes pulse then give the thumbs up to the audience just so we know the stars still alive ! __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

February 20th, 2009, 04:25 PM	#5
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,784 Times in 5,130 Posts	Dune I've seen plenty of bad flicks but Dune out reeks them all.

February 21st, 2009, 03:09 AM	#10
BustyWomenLovr Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 2,750 Thanks: 20,511 Thanked 43,159 Times in 2,674 Posts	The Cell - c 2000 - w Jennifer Lopez http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209958/ Absolutely the worst piece of trash ever laid to celluloid. My friends all went because one wanted to see it for his birthday. He is no longer allowed to pick movies ever again, even if he is crowned King of Australia. __________________ There is no such thing as too big a bust.

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February 19th, 2009, 11:51 AM	#2
billybunter R.I.P. Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Gone But Not Forgotten Posts: 14,404 Thanks: 51,687 Thanked 252,369 Times in 14,171 Posts	The Matrix, I know it was very popular, I thought it was shite.

February 20th, 2009, 08:20 PM	#7
sydney1 Vintage Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 1,378 Thanks: 10,562 Thanked 27,960 Times in 1,357 Posts	I wasted two hours of my life the other night, Ms Sidney was on a late shift and I (foolishly) started to watch Mission Impossible3. The only redeeming quality was watching Titch Cruise been tortured, not as long as I was hoping for; but we can't have everything.

February 20th, 2009, 09:43 PM	#8
captpike Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: TALOS IV or South Carolina Posts: 1,175 Thanks: 80,245 Thanked 47,301 Times in 1,164 Posts	For me it was Me, Myself & Irene took my woman both left thinking why didn't we stay home. Worst remake Star Wars IV reedit was not worth the money I paid to see it. Worst DVD rental Solaris with George Clooney rented for five days tried to watch 3 times fell asleep all 3 times never saw the hole movie

February 21st, 2009, 12:52 AM	#9
edgarcasey Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: New Jersey, USA and Manila, Philippines Posts: 305 Thanks: 3,658 Thanked 3,759 Times in 303 Posts	For me it was Grindhouse hands down. To this day, I cannot believe I sat through all three hours of that complete and utter crap. My God!! What a tremendous waste of time and money. Unbelievable. And what was that incredibly overrated thing he made with John Travolta? Gratuitous over-the-top violence - no substance whatsoever. I guess some guys are into that. I'm not. I will never see one of his movies ever again. In conclusion, I believe that Quentin Tarantino blows dead water buffalo dick. Thank you very much.